1/_Allow me to share something with the entire class.... Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled *Cells are Bad* and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory.... Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring, old magazine everyday. The end Although my standards are nowhere where they used to be I could not bring myself to put A's atop those beauties.... sorry guys 2/_ That's ok 3/_ ok   (Evolution)

1: Crack Gretchen and we crack the lock on Regina's whole dirty history. 2: Say Crack again. 1: Crack.   (Mean Girls)

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Waiting for you was like waiting for rain in this drought. Useless and disapointing.   (Cinderella Story, A)

Cady: "Grool!"   (Mean Girls)

It was the greatest magic trick I've ever seen.   (Prestige, The)

Love is friendship on fire   (Perfect Man, The)

--Can you give me a description on the car?
--1970 white Challenger.   (Vanishing Point)

Dreamer. Inspired by a true story.   (Dr)

sdfalsdfjl   (Alice in Wonderland)

oh come on josh thats so fucking stupied   (Dead Man on Campus)

Wanna poke?   (Man Called... Rainbo, A)

1: How long are you planning to stay? 2: Two weeks 1:Are you bringing in any fruit or vegetables? 1: Two weeks.   (Total Recall)

Principal photography has been completed!   (Cecil B. DeMented)

U: Aquariums make me super horny. HR: That's not funny. Don't rub those.   (50 First Dates)

1/_Don't keep me in suspense, Danny-boy! 2/_It has not been a nice day!   (Predator 2)

The Gestapo would take away your Bloomingdale's charge card. You'd tell them everything.   (Annie Hall)

--Hi. -- Hi? What you mean hi? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?   (Undercover Brother)

#1- I asked you if you were hungry. #2- I'm trying to thank you. #1- I'm hungry. That shivaree you put on in there interrupted my supper.   (El Dorado)

DOOOOCCCCCTTTTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRR LLLLLEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (What About Bob?)