So you're the coolest guy at Shenanigans, thats like being the smartest kid with down syndrome   (Waiting)

my husband drank himself to death howard,don't you think you owe his son something?   (La Bamba)

This isn't a dress, this is a sequined sensation.   (Sweet November)

Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost? It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking!... Well, alive, anyway.... We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce - all in the name of the South! - do we ever lose our sense of humour!!!   (Wild Wild West)

There will always be women in rubber flirting with me!   (Rent)

It's ok, I like other girls too. Darla.   (Just Friends)

141 years there's never been a traitor in the Secret Service. Now, all of a sudden, there's two? I don't buy that.   (Sentinel, The)

Have you eaten? Ever since i was a kid. Then how come you're so skinny, wisey? Because i watch my weight. Yeah, i do that when i'm broke too.   (Bugsy Malone)

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Ms. Lewinski. But I am wearing her underwear.   (Mafia!)

I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Assspennn.   (Dumb & Dumber)

Come on man you know I only surf Transformers sites when there's girls around so they can see how cool I am.   (Clerks II)

Well I just blew into one o' mine and it burst into a thousand pieces.   (Oklahoma!)

So when are we gonna start talking about books? M: we can talk about books anytime, i love books! Scott: so, tell me Madison, do you like to read? M: well that's what i do with books, i read them. S: I like Judy Bloom. M: OMG she used to be my favorite! what have you read by her? S: Flubber. what is that wrong? M: well ya, but only by 1 letter. It's Blubber. S: oh....so do you read sports illustrated?   (Holiday in the Sun)

Tell me what you really desire, and what you really fear?   (Bad Influence)

I thought that Mr. Clutter was a very nice gentleman. I thought so right up to the moment that I cut his throat.   (Capote)

--He broke his leg in the crash and was laid up for six months. --What happened to the other four and a half years?   (Move Over, Darling)

Excuse me, Sheriff, I'm a gambler who'd like to run an honest game in your town. To whom do I speak about that? .....I hope it's not this gentleman.   (Silverado)

Big time football hero.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

You can't stay on the Presidio forever.   (Presidio, The)

The State of California   (Boogie Nights)