sometimes the person in your head isn't always the person in your heart   (If Lucy Fell)

--Kissing Troy Donahue is not acting. --Well, then, you should try it.   (Beyond the Sea)

Wait. There's a guy on our team who thinks he's a pirate?   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

YOU SEE THAT? THAT MEANS ALANA DIGAA   (American History X)

1. Don't call me stupid. 2. No, calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

badges
  (Blazing Saddles)

1/_Anybody here?.... Hey, Ol' Man, You home tonight?... Can you spare a minute cause it's about time we had a little talk. I know I'm a pretty evil fella. Killed people in the war and got drunk and chewed up municipal property and the like. I know I got no call to ask for much but even so, you gotta admit, you ain't dealt me no cards in a long time. It's beginning to look like you got things fixed so I can't never win out. Inside, outside, all them rules and regulations and bosses. You made me like I am. Just where am I supposed to fit in?.... Ol' Man, I gotta tell ya. I started out pretty strong and fast. But it's beginnin' to get to me. When does it end? What do ya got in mind for me? What do I do now?...... All right. All right...... On my knees, asking.... ( big pause) Yeah, that's what I thought. I guess I'm pretty tough to deal with, huh? A hard case. I guess I gotta find my own way. 2/_Luke? 1/_That's your answer ol' Man?.... I guess you're a hard case too   (Cool Hand Luke)

The internet buzz.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

1:He said I have a really high metrabol-metrab 2:metabolism. 1:oh my god what are you doing? 3:I'm studying for the LSATs 2:my cousin had that, apparently you get a really bad rash on your -.   (Legally Blonde)

weiner   (Rushmore)

i dedicated my life to be the best wog i could be......the cars, the clothes, the attitude   (Wog Boy, The)

That man is so stupid, it sits on him like a halo.   (Corn Is Green, The)

Smell that cross mounted pussy down by the river! Whoa!   (Platoon)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

1/_You saved my life. Why would you do this? 2/_Because the needs of the one, outweighed the needs of the many   (Star Trek III: The Search for Spock)

--You know who are suspects are? --Everybody in Saigon.   (Off Limits)

I'll not let my evil infect the world.   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

Dad: So this is it? George: I hope not pap.   (Blow)

Mumble: It's just like... singing, with your body.
  (Happy Feet)

I object on the grounds that he's trying to discredit a witness!   (After the Fox)