1) I'm not paying for your mistake! 2) I'm not just gonna eat it on this deal. 1) Why not? You've eaten everything else here, and you will eat it because I wanted cedar! 2) You may have WANTED cedar, but you didn't ASK for cedar. 1)The entire civilized world knows that all closets are made out of cedar! 2) In Elk Snout, we don't know about them closets! Nor bathrooms, neither! Shit, woman! You're lucky I am housebroke!   (Overboard)

look at you....Your no good to me now!   (That Thing You Do!)

Jeremy Klein: Oh, yeah, an older women made you feel her cans? Try getting jacked off at the dinner table in front of the whole family.   (Wedding Crashers)

better not talk to me, jenna. i might turn on you...   (Balto)

Ex-Wife: Will you call me if you need anything? Mort: I doubt it. Ex-Wife: I was just trying to make you feel better. Mort: WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKED HIM THEN!!! [Slams phone on reciever and crackks jaw]   (Secret Window)

Tony's website is BadCoaching.com   (Any Given Sunday)

Basketball is staying in after school in your underwear.   (Drive, He Said)

girls don't fall for funny   (Brokeback Mountain)

Hey Rocky, I just had this amazing image of what your brother and Millie would look like all hot and bothered in bed. Ew, thats gross dude!   (Mean Creek)

am i a nice guy or what......Your a geek   (3 Ninjas)

Wow! If he's here, who's running hell?   (Van Wilder)

Yes, I killed him. And I'm glad I tell you. Glad, glad, glad!   (Letter, The)

Director: What Is This?
Roger Rabbit: A Tweety Bird.
Director: A Tweety Bird. Roger Weekness.   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

It's a Toronto skunk. My jurisdiction.   (Strange Brew)

--Who's the woman in the painting she's looking at? --Oh, that's Carlotta. You'll find it in the catalog: 'Portrait of Carlotta.'   (Vertigo)

If he were rational, he'd say yes.   (Phenomenon)

Kate: Other men have loved me, you know. Bill: I figured as much. Kate: And I've loved them too. Bill: That's only natural. Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is? Bill: Because they weren't me. Kate: And who are you? Bill: I'm the man who's going to make you happy. Kate: That's very romantic. Bill: Be good to her and she'll be good to you. Kate: Are you sure you're not just trying to seduce me? Bill: It's you who has seduced me. Kate: We'll see.   (Simple Men)

How many times have you lost everything, Jack?   (Havana)

Hard-boiled or fried, Sarge?   (Dog Soldiers)

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?   (Napoleon Dynamite)