(Opens locked door by taking out hinge screws) 1. Oh! Brilliant. 2. Why, that was pure genius! 3. Yes, I shall go down in history as the man who opened a door!   (Ever After)

The right guy, he's out there. I'm just not gonna go kiss a bunch of losers to get to him...When I finally get kissed, I'll know...I've kissed a guy...I've kissed guys...I just haven't felt that thing. That thing. That moment. When you kiss someone and everything around you becomes hazy and the only thing in focus is you and this person. Then you realize that that person is the only person that you're supposed to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment, you get this amazing gift. And you wanna laugh and you wanna cry coz you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared that it'll go away all at the same time.   (Never Been Kissed)

1: This is gonna get pretty interesting. 2: Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Define 'interesting'. 1: ...Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?   (Serenity)

Kessler: What's this Warren? Ever seen one of these? What's it used for? (Warren says nothing). Kessler: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? It's for jackin' off, isn't it?   (10 to Midnight)

Now I gotta use a bad word: whore   (Rocky)

Eight bits short of a byte.   (Tron 2.0)

La Vie Boheme   (Rent)

Rule #115, Never abandon a fellow crasher in a funny suit   (Wedding Crashers)

Everyone has a talent.   (Thank You For Smoking)

I can't believe I brought my real parents to our wedding.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

--I'm just a milestone around your neck. --You mean millstone.   (Palm Beach Story, The)

best fuck of while ya still got the legs to carry ya   (Snatch)

King - what the fuck, what the fuck. Asher - we have been cross polinating the vampire gene and putting it into dogs. Jako - precious isnt he. king _ well that depends who you ask cz clearly this dog has a bigger dick than you. Jako - and when the fuck did u see my dick. King - ooowwwwwwww i was talking to her   (Blade: Trinity)

1/_You got him breathing out of the goddamn eyelid!!!   (Bull Durham)

Do you think we've got it tough? How'd you like to work in there?   (... All the Marbles)

Jack Twist. Ennis. Your folks just stop at Ennis? Del Mar. Nice to know you, Ennis del Mar.   (Brokeback Mountain)

Them's ain't two-for-a-penny candy! Them's a nickel-a-piece candy!   (Grapes of Wrath, The)

1) What is this strange looking creature over here? 2) Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

David: Can't this thing go any faster?
Julius: I'm going as fast as I can.
David: There's cars passing us.
Julius: I'm going fast - they're cutting me off.
David: What do you mean, cutting you off? They're going faster than we are!
Julius: No, I'm-
David: Okay, okay! I don't wanna argue, I don't wanna argue. Let's just get there. As quickly as possible.
Julius: What, you think we'll get to Washington and it won't be there anymore?
David: [looks at him]   (Independence Day)

Rune Haako: STOP! Noooo!   (Star Wars: Episode III)