Great battles rage around you.   (Eragon)

Ryan Dunn: That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean? Girl at Coffee Shop: It means desire. Ryan Dunn: Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.   (Haggard: The Movie)

Ease up Pillowpants the guy's not into your GoBot, D&D bullshit.   (Clerks II)

Your the ugliest thing to ever live you sold your soul and you know it   (Hocus Pocus)

If you don't fly this thing right, I swear to God I'll kill you.   (First Blood)

A little opera goes a long way   (Batman Begins)

(1)-I don't wanna go in there. You'll never see me again. (2)-Well we won't if you don't...okay, look, you give me the stone, and I will give it to Bricktop. (1)-All right. Give me a minute. It's a bit fiddly. (2)-What's it doin' in there? (1)-Well I put in there in case we got mugged. (2)-You ain't from this planet, are you Vincent? Who is gonna mug two black fellas, holdin' pistols, sittin' in a car that's worth less than your shirt? (1)-Bullet-tooth Tony and his friend, Desert Eagle .50. (2)-What have they got to do with it? (1)-They're both starin' straight at me. (3)-You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity. Now get outta the car, and leave your water pistols behind.   (Snatch)

You'll be back chasing ambulances.   (Boiling Point)

Ricky Bobby: You can't have two number one's! Friend: You're right, that makes 11.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

I just wanted to feel the power between my legs.   (Armageddon)

is that tony??   (Heavyweights)

Why are you spending one more moment on that horse's ass when Mr. Tie me up tie me down is right over there?   (Wedding Date, The)

Major Payne: I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man. I did not mean to offend you. Do you understand sign language? Can you read lips? Well if you don't answer me when I speak to you, I'm gonna put my foot in your ass, is that clear dummy?   (Major Payne)

All 47 of them committed seppuku.   (Ronin)

You should keep your receipts.   (Zero Effect)

242-4598.   (Wait Until Dark)

#1- tell him about the Twinkie. #2- Whaat about the Twinkie?   (Ghostbusters)

Now, you just hold on, buster!   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
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Mrs. Harker, I've buried two wives, and many lovers, and I'm in no mood for either!   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

You've just inspired me to hire a D.J.   (Wedding Singer, The)