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Just keep your dick out of my ass whenever i see fit. - Ghoade (Zakk Wylde)   (Rock Star)

Bar tender: So..who do you want to win? Julian: The GOGDAMN Jets!   (Big Daddy)

1) Honey? 2) What? 1) Where is my supersuit?   (Incredibles, The)

shrek an donkey on another whirlwind adventure   (Shrek 2)

What's your beef with the Australians? I don't like their attitude!   (D.E.B.S.)

I knew this colour would come in handy   (Three Kings)

I'm not buying you chocolate.   (Imaginary Heroes)

I do not often meet with a Christian, Gordon Pasha. Is it because you are Christian that I feel myself in the presence of evil?   (Khartoum)

Just working at home, playing in the stock market.   (Fun with Dick and Jane)

F*ck the Crips, eh, they die!   (Colors)

Put a fork in 'em. There done baby!   (Little Giants)

Jimmy my tight end is deaf   (Replacements, The)

Spottswoode: Remember, there is no I in Team America Intelligence: [pause] Yes, there is.   (Team America: World Police)

1: There's something you need to know about Vita. 2: She works out. 1: Yeah, a lot.   (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)

Meatloaf...Mom...FUCK!   (Wedding Crashers)

So I had a hot head, a weak heart, and an even worse stage name.   (Beyond the Sea)

it tastes like yours only sweeter
  (Something to Talk About)

I brought you some new puzzles.   (Mercury Rising)

Rule #1: Never leave a fellow crasher behind.   (Wedding Crashers)

My best friend! My own wife! I feel like an unwanted corpse at a party.   (Too Many Husbands)