Del: Top of the morning officer, Is there something I can help you with? Officer: What the hell are you driving here? Del: We had a small fire last night...hee...heee. but we caught it in the nick of time. Officer: You have any idea how fast you were going? Del: Fondly enough I was just talking to my friend about that....our speedometer is melted....and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy how fast we were going. Officer: 78 miles per hour. Del: Whew....78 huh? Well...yeah....I could buy that...sure I guess...you know...uhhh...you'd know better than us uuhhh....especially since we've got a melted speedometer. Officer: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Del: Yes I do....Yes I really do...I believe that....I know it's not pretty to look at....but It'll get you where you want to go. Officer: Now you have no outside mirror. Del: No we lost that. Officer: You have no functioning gauges. Del: No...not a one. However the radio still works...funny as that may seem...with all this mess the radio is the only thing really working good. Clear as a bell, don't ask me how. Officer: Can't let you go ahead in this vehicle. Del: Can't what? Officer: No...It's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded until such time as it can be made worthy for state highway travel. Del: Okay officer...I admit it...I broke the law....and for that I'm really sorry....I am it'll never happen again. You got me there and I won't argue with you one ioda. I swear, however, if you impound our car I'll be unable to get our friend here home for Thankgiving dinner.   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

Wax. You gotta have wax.   (Surf Ninjas)

i'd smash the granny outta that   (Football Factory, The)

lie like brocolli   (Pretty Woman)

We lack time, so forgive my brevity.   (No Good Deed)

Men and women and love and pain - that's what songs are all about.   (In Too Deep)

What I like and what i need are two different things.   (Wild Bunch, The)

Two's company and three's an adult movie.   (Brain Donors)

You turned her against me!!!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.   (Natural, The)

Water? If you want water, you go dunk your head in the trough out there. This is what we pour (pours a glass of whiskey)   (Back to the Future Part III)

The President has requested this rare joint session of Congress so that he could personally answer the allegations raised by Bob Alexander, his former Chief of Staff   (Dave)

I've gotta find Bubba!!!!!!!!   (Forrest Gump)

Within reason... Now there's a man.   (Constant Gardener, The)

And WHERE ARE the bacon buddies?   (Spice World)

Falcone-hahaha, can't believe...hahaha...you got with Hellboy's sister. Valo:I know and I was so into her. Falcone:So is Ryan over Glauren? Valo:Yeah but he's doing the same thing with this girl. Falcone:Hahahaha...I never saw it coming though, lets go to the bakery.   (Haggard: The Movie)

She's brilliant, really.   (Basic Instinct 2)

I guess when you're young, you just believe there'll be many people with whom you'll connect . Later in life you realize it only happens a few times.   (Before Sunset)

Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!   (Highlander)

She is the only girl that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. I'm not living untill im with her, and I'm not existing until i can hold her in my arms again   (Hot Chick, The)