smells like bigfoots dick   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Well, I've never really killed anyone before, but that's what I'm shooting for. That's my ambition. I know it's a hard profession, and it's a competive field and getting tougher every year. You have to kill about 20 people now before you're taken seriously, But let's face it, what other options do I have? There's not a lot of opportunities up here for social mobility. I mean you can either become a hockey player or take up a life of crime. And I have weak ankles, so there you go.   (Roadkill)

Frank Costello: You want some coke? There it is. Don't move till you're numb.   (Departed, The)

Lesser Dead? Who kill him, John Hatcher?   (Mask of Death)

Why do I want this fucking job?   (Quick Change)

--You don't look thirty-seven. --I died when I was twenty, and it's seventeen years ago!   (Ultimate Vampire, The)

--Where are you living these days? --Two steps ahead of the finance company.   (Limbo)

I would rather die than see you with another man   (End of the Affair, The)

--You know, you look better in pictures. --You should see me in a bikini.   (Silence of the Hams)

What am I doing? I'm not wearing any mascara.   (Pleasure Seekers, The)

Get the diamond.   (After the Sunset)

They call me Cha-Cha, cuz I'm the best dancer at Saint Bernadette's   (Grease)

I am impossible to forget but hard to remember.   (Elizabethtown)

Obi-Wan: This time we shall do it together.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

You red ass Mexican Greaser, you can do it with your horse.   (Young Guns)

Oh shut up, you potentate of righteousness!   (Dead Talk Back, The)

Porche- Too small to get laid in, but you will get laid as soon as you step out   (Crazy People)

With enough courage, you can do without a reputation   (Gone With The Wind)

I am sick of fighting! And, I am sick to death of this whole 'center of the universe, holier than thou, nothing is ever enough. Oh, how I've suffered, nobody understands me. Somebody fix me a drink and hand me a Nebutol, worn out Scarlett O'Hara... thang!'

A vegetable that thinks?! It boggles the mind!   (Thing From Another World, The)