I don't work with violent cases, I work with children. But even a kid lies. They love it when they get you to believe something that isn't true. Don't you think Stargher would do the same?   (Cell, The)

They didn't have to go to all this trouble. A small wedding would have been all right.   (Royal Wedding)

love makes us act like we are fools, throw our lives away, for one happy day   (Moulin Rouge!)

So with less than 2 minutes to go and the score tied at 21-21 it looks like Mr. Mo-Mentum may be changing his address.   (Little Giants)

1/_How did Lt. Handcock look? 2/_Like he was thinking, sir, like... I can't think of the... 1/_Did he look like he was agitated? 2/_Agitated? Yes, that's it, sir... Yes, sir, he looked agitated. 1/_Objection. Major Bolton is leading the witness. 2/_I'll rephrase the question, sir. Tell me Corporal Sharp, how did Lt. Handcock look? 1/_Agitated, sir!   (Breaker Morant)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

They've got you trapped Rose and your gonna die if you don't brake free. Maybe not right away because your strong, but that fire that I love about you Rose that fire's gonna burn out.   (Titanic)

Harold use your awesome might to save me from this hopeless plight   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Please understand. The Three Laws are all that guide me.   (I, Robot)

AHHHHH!!!!!!AHHHHHHH!!!!!!THE BLOB'S DIGESTIN MY DICK!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! ITS GONE!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! MY BALLS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! MY STRAP-ON!!!!!!ehhh......   (Blob, The)

Men and women and love and pain - that's what songs are all about.   (In Too Deep)

--But you might have been hurt. --It was nothing. It was only a young lion.   (Samson and Delilah)

Joseph Rigano: Yes I smoke and I ain't no quitter.   (Coffee and Cigarettes)

If I was to punish every blasphemy, I would have no followers.   (Jason and the Argonauts)

Bill:George,don't drop the flashlight.(George holds on to the flashlight,but drops his jacket and pants.)Bill:Oh,sh- George:Hey,Bill!My clothers in the river!Get my clothes!(Bill starts running)Bill:Oh,Christ!George:Son of a bitch!Bill:What moron loses his clothes?George:In the fucking river!Get my fucking clothes!   (Disorganized Crime)

Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast!   (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

She said if you want to fuck with the eagles you have to spread you wings and fly. I said you teach people how to spread your wings and fly. She said yes. I said your beautiful!   (Heathers)

Fred: We were thinking, Harry. We could slip Umbridge some Puking Pastilles -
George: Or some Fever Fudge. They give you these massive, pus-filled boils -
Harry: [trying to be alone with Cho] Yeah, that sounds great guys could you excuse me?   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

1/_She don't know what she's doing 2/_Oh boy, she knows exactly what she's doin'.... She's drivin' us crazy and lovin' every minute of it. 1/_Shut your mouth about my Lucille!!!   (Cool Hand Luke)

*Rocky Mountain Way* sung by Joe Walsh   (Spy Game)