See? That was nothing! That's how it always begins...very small.   (Big Trouble in Little China)

Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies.   (Cry Wolf)

Starboard Hooper aintcha watchin em!!   (Jaws)

I feel very sorry for Wonka.... it's gonna cost him a fortune in fudge.   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

1/_I guess God's got plans for all of us 2/_God's a kid with an ant-farm, honey... he's not planning anything   (Constantine)

Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)...Policeman: Mother of God.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Warren: You want me to heat that up for you? Layla: You're not allowed to use your powers outside of school. Warren: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.   (Sky High)

Do you know what nada mean? Isn't that a light chicken gravy?   (Three Amigos!)

--I'm Toni.
--Just a poor girl with no last name.   (Hollywoodland)

[From the Trailer] Do you hate spiders? Do you really hate spiders? Well guess what??? ..... They don't like you either!   (Eight Legged Freaks)

[Tagline] Whatcha gonna do?   (Bad Boys)

1/_I'm just old enough to be flattered by the term *early retirement* 2/_What a wonderful sentiment, no if there's anything I can possibly do for you, just name it 1/_Well I certainly hope you'll die soon   (Broadcast News)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

--Very shiny train. --Yeah, sure is.   (Rain Man)

The arsenus has oddly shaped feet   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Gracie: I don't see why I couldn't be Tina! Sam: You don't see that?   (Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous)

We're vampires, all right, but only in a synthetic sense.   (Wild Wild World of Batwoman, The)

1)Ha Ha, and the Doctor's said Shelby couldn't have children! 2)Yeah, what do they know?! 3)The doctor's said Shelby SHOULDN'T have children. There's a big difference. 4)This baby is not exactly great news.   (Steel Magnolias)

Yours is Virgil, right? Hilts, just make it Hilts.   (Great Escape, The)

What do they got? A lot of sand. We got a hot crustacean band!   (
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