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I wish you werent such a liar   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite!   (Mallrats)

The coconut's tropical. This is a temperate zone!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

1. But that's a girl's coat! 2. I know.   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

#1- Thank you for trying, Phillipe, and standing up for the truth. #2- I should have known better; every happy moment in my life has come from lying.   (Ladyhawke)

I told her to move her big white butt, or i would calla cock her hunky ass.   (Superstar)

I'm curious. Is it strictly apathy or do you really not have a goal in life?   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

Jesus, Charlie, you're right. This thing is spacious. There's no way it would have gone in a Lincoln.   (Ice Harvest, The)

i dedicated my life to be the best wog i could be......the cars, the clothes, the attitude   (Wog Boy, The)

--Pretty fair shooting for an old married man. --Just lucky, I guess.   (Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid)

WE WALK FROM HERE   (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)

1:How much ammo is left!? 2:Three mags and my swinging cod!   (Serenity)

Oh shut up, you potentate of righteousness!   (Dead Talk Back, The)

Stop that Laughing! Don't ya' know what happens, when you can't stop laughing?! One of these days your gonna' die laughing!   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Jason: Who has a safety deposit box full of.. money and six passports and a gun? Who has a bank account number in their hip? I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. Marie: I see the exit sign, too, I'm not worried. I mean, you were shot. People do all kinds of weird and amazing stuff when they are scared. Jason: I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab of the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking. Now why would I know that? How can I know that and not know who I am?   (Bourne Identity, The)

--Is this a robbery? --Yeah, Pop, we're gonna steal all your towels.   (Key Largo)

Mr.Manili:i can't belive this place. Blankman:you don't even place. Kevin:In The Joint. Mr.Manili:Sammy Shoot Em. Kevin: well come on Sammy you bad shoot me? Blankman: something tell you Kevin:Shut up Kevin:I got to pink a target on my Ass? Well Come On *Gunshot* Kevin:oh oh! oh! Oh my god He shot me blankman:kevin if you only you can bulletproof   (Blankman)

Counnnsellorrrrr.... come out, come out where-ever you areeeeee   (Cape Fear)

Vada: Weeping willow with your tears running down / why do you always weep and frown? / Is it because he left you one day? / Is it because he could not stay? / He found shelter in your shade / You thought his laughter would never fade. / On your branches, he would swing / Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? / Weeping willow, stop your tears / for there is something to calm your fears; / If you think death has ripped you forever apart / I know he'll always be in your heart.   (My Girl)

im detective john kimble!   (Kindergarten Cop)