NIGEL: There's a problem here, I don't even know where to start. IAN: Sound check? NIGEL: No no no no, look- look this- this miniature bread, its like, I've been working with this for about a half an hour now- I can't figure out...You've got this- IAN: You'd like bigger bread? NIGEL: Exactly! I don't understand how... IAN: You could just fold it though... NIGEL: Well no, then its half the size IAN: Fold the meat. NIGEL: Yeah then it breaks apart like this. IAN: Well, no put it on the bread like this...see? NIGEL: But then if you keep folding it it keeps breaking.. IAN: Why would you keep folding it? NIGEL: Everything has to be folded- and then its this, and I don't want this, I want large bread so that I can put this, so then its like this, but then this doesnt work, cuz then its all- IAN: Cuz it hangs out like that... NIGEL: Look, would you be holding this? IAN: No I wouldn't want to eat that. NIGEL: Alright exhibit A, then we move onto this- look- look who's in here, no one, and then in here theres a little guy. Its a complete catastrophy! IAN: No, no you're right. NIGEL: No really, its no big deal, its a joke, its a joke. IAN: I really don't want it to affect your performance. NIGEL: Its not going to affect my performance, don't worry about it alright...it does disturb me, but I rise above it, I'm a professional.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

1/_I'm in charge here!! I drop this stick and they're picking your friend up with a sponge!!! Are you ready to die, friend!!! 2/_Fuck you!! 1/_OH!? In two hundred years we've come from *I regret that I have one life to give for my country* to *FUCK YOU* !!??   (Speed)

Oh, poopie!   (Mystery Science Theater 3000)

Why do I have to do everything around here? The cooking and the cleaning! What does Bob do? The washing and the ironing! Big deal!   (Pandemonium)

Is your head up your ass for the warmth?   (Tremors 3: Back to Perfection)

Maggie-Those are two different wines. Oliver- They're both red...Gum? (offers gum) Juicyfruit '75.   (Year of the Comet)

A women's heart is like an ocean full of secrets.   (Titanic)

1/_Detective, what if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager... A standing bet for the souls of all mankind 2/_I'd tell you to stay on your meds... 1/_Humour me.... *no direct contact with humans* that would the rule, just influences, see who would win 2/_Ok, I'm humouring you... why? 1/_Who knows, maybe just for the fun of it, no telling. 2/_Oh, so it's fun... it's fun when a man beats his wife to death, it's fun when a woman drowns her own baby, and you think it's the Devil.   (Constantine)

This movie scared the hell out of me as a kid. I saw it at the movie theatre in 1973 and would like to see it again. Too bad its not on video or DVD. All i can remember is the beginning.   (Boy Who Cried Werewolf, The)

I made you a painting. I call it Celebration. It is both sexual.....and VIOLENT   (Wedding Crashers)

#1:what did you say? #2: I didn't say anything #1: you didn't say stop the car, i'm begging you please stop the car?   (Pink Panther, The)

I feel really stupid asking this, but how do you get all that ice into that little hole?   (Million Dollar Baby)

--What's this 'V.I.'? --Very inquisitive.   (V. I. Warshawski)

Do you want my arm to fall off?   (Lady Sings the Blues)

--Mine hit the ground first. --Mine was taller.   (War Wagon, The)

Excuse me waitress, can I have a ssppoooooooooo... It's ok! Found one!   (Bruce Almighty)

You beat Luis Armigo by two votes.   (Milagro Beanfield War, The)

Keep your social life separate from your job.   (Twisted)

I told you... BLACK... MAGIC.   (Crocodile Dundee II)

Get up, you son of a bitch!   (Rocky V)