You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.   (Nine Months)

He's a squid's dick.   (Summer Rental)

(no sound)mother fucker,mother fucker.   (Black Hawk Down)

She's the kinda girl that will call you on your bullshit. She isn't afraid to dance and she offers to pay. She doesn't decide before a date whether or not she's gonna kiss you; she's not earnest, yet she's not completely ironic either...She orders dessert and she can be ready in ten minutes.   (Drive Me Crazy)

I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!   (I ♥ Huckabees)

You don't spell it son, you eat it.   (Sixteen Candles)

Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night.

A little water never hurt anybody.   (Exit Wounds)

The energy contained in this apple can destroy the world. And yet we cannot create one small apple.   (Cloak and Dagger)

[Song]My words and my sperm...spewing forth my tragic germ   (Dead Man on Campus)

--Texas must be heaven. --It will be when you get there.   (North West Mounted Police)

Granny Wendy: Oh, Peter, when I was younger no girl curried your favor like I did. I half expected you to alight in the church on my wedding day and stop my vows. I wore a pink satin sash. (Pause) But you didn't come. (She leans in to kiss Peter) Peter: Granny?   (
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1. Heywood, what you in for? 2. Didn't do it, lawyer fucked me!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

Satan reasons like a man, but God thinks in terms of eternity   (Deja Vu)

I'm Irish, I can deal with something being wrong.....   (Departed, The)

Did it ever occur to you that a landscaping business is the perfect front for an operation?   (Bottle Rocket)

Sirius: Enough talk Remus! Let's kill him!
Lupin: Wait-
Sirius: I did my waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!
(Long pause)
Lupin: Very well. But wait one more minute, Harry has the right to know why.
Harry: I know why! You betrayed my parents! You're the reason their dead!
Lupin: No Harry, someone did betray your parents, but it was someone who, until quite recently, I believed to be dead!
Harry: Who was it then?!
Sirius: Peter Pettigrew! And he's in this room, right now! Come out, come out Peter! Come out, come out and play!!   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

Chris: Gee Darryl, what are you - a gear head AND a sex fiend?   (Adventures in Babysitting)

Are you chewing gum?   (Sideways)

If anybody tried to convince me that i was still alive, i would hardly believe it.   (Wild Geese, The)