southerncomfort

I don't know if you realize this, but we've been neighbors since I was six, and I was wondering if we could get together, maybe do something fun, or...I don't know...I thought it'd be fun to get to know each other. Or not.   (Spider-Man)

We don't become Geisha because we want to, we become Geisha because we have to!   (Memoirs of a Geisha)

1) Hey, ICE of you to drop by. 2) Ha ha, haven't heard that one before   (Incredibles, The)

ak 47 the very finest   (RoboCop)

Boss Hogg: I've got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Don't look at his wee wee.   (Clerks II)

SUCK MY ASS!!!   (Very Bad Things)

--I was kind of happy in a miserable kind of way. --Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way?   (Favor, The)

The General is building himself an army   (Last Castle, The)

The best defense is a good offense   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

I'd a hankering as a young feller to be an actor but i went inta taxidermy instead   (Waiting for Guffman)

I'm going to run and hide in the woods!   (My Life So Far)

I suppose he must have climbed up the drainpipe.   (My Life So Far)

You got to appreciate the Zen aspects of this.   (No Mercy)

No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!   (Incredibles, The)

You are in desperate need of Chanel.
  (Devil Wears Prada)

Somebody's got to pay.   (Point Blank)

Elohi, Elohi, Lamabachthani?   (Passion of the Christ, The)

Michael: Look, there's no point in arguing about this, all right? We need a solution. We need... we need to get some food over there. Steve: Yeah, OK, I have an idea. We draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich.   (Dawn of the Dead)

The wedding had to be fun!   (Wedding Crashers)