Do I have stupid written on my face?   (Big Dis, The)

1/ I've been trying to get you all night.... why don't you answer your fucking beeper!!! 2/ I just wanna tell you Jack, that next time I'm suspended, so is my fucking beeper!!! 1/ Feel better now? 2/ Yeah... a little   (Blue Thunder)

- ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM CROCIDILE TEARS? -.....YOUR DAMN RIGHT I AM. -I THOUGHT SO   (Along Came Polly)

I didn't come here to tell you that I can't live without you. I can live without you...I just don't want to.   (Rumor Has It...)

It's not suicide if you're already dead.   (From Dusk Till Dawn)

1/ Do you think Gordon and Stella do it every night? 2/ Of course not!   (Local Hero)

Well, I feel like the sun, the stars and all the planets fell on me. Don't expect too much of me.   (Truman)

Would someone like to tell me how it is that a man dressed up like a bat gets all my press?!   (Batman)

I got a boy. Eight months old. Smiles a lot.   (Brokeback Mountain)

It lubricated on my foot!   (Transformers)

Educated man who uses his brains to circumvent the law. Worst type of human being. No excuse for him.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

Bend over and touch your toes, i'm going to show you where the wild goose goes!   (Super Troopers)

1.- You sold Petey!? 2.- Pretty bird, pretty bird.   (Dumb & Dumber)

You are beautiful!... You are ugwy...and you are-!   (Moulin Rouge!)

why if i was intelligent i wouldn't need a psychiatrist!   (BUtterfield 8)

'There's nothing that concentrates the mind like the prospect of death.' Samuel Johnson.   (Twilight)

1/_ What does his T-shirt say? 2/_ *I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up*   (Sum of All Fears, The)

Never over-extend your thrust, you're vulnerable and... off balance   (Highlander)

These days they blame the atom for everything - bad health, bad crops, bad weather. Now it's grasshoppers.   (Beginning of the End)

Now How's That For A Slice Of Fried Gold.   (Shaun of the Dead)