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A nonfiction novel.   (Capote)

There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!   (Smokey and the Bandit)

It's not unusual.   (Home for the Holidays)

I was fine until I read you're fucking book. It scared the shit out of me.   (Before Sunset)

You realize your history of violent assault does not make you case any easier, but I can help you.   (Physical Evidence)

Don't you have gun control in this country?   (Revenge of the Red Baron)

Hey lady what happend to your dog it looks like it has a flat!   (Whoopee Boys, The)

[Son]: Mom, it's a jungle out there. (Mother glares at husband) [Husband]: What? I don't know where he gets that?   (Mr. Mom)

We've checked and double-checked. It keeps coming up to the same thing. The message is: 'MARS NEEDS WOMEN!'   (Mars Needs Women)

You don't know your skrink from your scrod, you stupid logger-blogger   (Party Monster)

How is he gonna produce what I hear?   (Buddy Holly Story, The)

1: The Lord says we can bury outback in the orchard. No one will ever find him. 2: Somebody sure is in a vengeful mood today. 3: Why don't we let 'em go for today, Ma? Well bury 'em outback next time. 1: *sad* Aww... All right.   (American Outlaws)

We'll stay forever in this way.....
You are safe in my Heart and My heart will go on....   (Titanic)

buddy your a young ewe, look at you playing in the feilds ganna be a big ram someday- you've got wool on your face- big disgrace, waving your fleece all over the place sing we will we will sheer you   (10th Kingdom, The
)

Sometimes in the heat of the moment, it's forgiveable to go ass to mouth.   (Clerks II)

1 she got a glass eye 2iheard she got it from a gypsy 1 whats a gypsy 2your mommas a gypsy 1 your mommas a bitch   (Big Fish)

I'd rather be his whore than your wife   (Titanic)

you moved here in second grade and everyone laughed, CUZ YOUR FRONT TWO TEETH WERE BROWN!!   (Hot Chick, The)

BETTY: Does he pay you for sex, i mean at the rate your going, you could make a fortune. FRIEND: Betty BETTY: Do you know what they say. They say your a whore. Pretty soon once they've all sampled you, they'll toss you aside like a used rag. The men you love don't even want you. Your father doesn't want you. GISELLE: I'm gonna meet you downstairs.(talking to another friend) BETTY: Professor Dunbar FRIEND: Betty thats enough BETTY: Everybody knows that you hide outside his house. It must be tourturous living wih a man who doesn't even care about you. who's in love with someone else, who hates you, he hates you. GISSELLE: Betty BETTY: And it hurts (giselle grabs betty) BETTY: Get of me GISELLE: Quiet (shouting) BETTY: Get of me (crying) GISELLE: Oh god BETTY: He doesn't want me GISELLE: It's ok BETTY: He doesn't sleep with me. He..... GISELLE: I know (BETTY CONTINUE'S TO CRY)   (Mona Lisa Smile)

1) This car has got alot of pick up. 2)It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant. It's got cop tyres, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before Cadalitic Convertors, so it will run good on regular gas. What do you say is it the new B**** Mobil or what? (Pause) 2) Fix the cigerette lighter.   (Blues Brothers, The)