[last lines] Lead Singer Crucifee: [as end credits role and crucifees are singing 'Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life'] It's the end of the film. Incidentally, this record's available in the foyer. Some of us have got to live as well, you know. Who do you think pays for all this rubbish? They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Bernie', I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'   (Life of Brian)

I do hide my feelings......I'm...afraid of you.   (Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice)

Aww, fifteen bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, na nan nagagagnaa   (Clerks II)

Wow! Now all he needs is a pitchfork and a pointy tail!   (Mr. Nanny)

Your thoughts of death do not impress me, Captain! I've had them all my working life! My trade is survival! Get through the next 24 hours!!   (Juggernaut)

not coming with you are you mad, and miss a chance to see the little darling on screen   (Beaches)

I just like to blend.   (Bewitched)

Lets see how you do when your not fighting a cripple.   (Swing Kids)

1. spitting's a dirty habit (while picking nose) 2. I know a worse one.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

(Seymour) I named her Audrey 2. (Audrey) Afta me? (Seymour) I hope you don't mind... (Audrey) SSQQQUUUEEEEEEEKKKK!   (Little Shop of Horrors)

Oh, good God.   (1776)

Any friend of Wendell's is a friend of mine.   (Fraternity Vacation)

--It must be some stuggle to achieve success in Hollywood? --Oh, no. You just have to know which fork to use and which knife to stick in whose back.   (Caught in the Draft)

I'm keeping my expectations very, very low.   (Bye Bye, Love)

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!   (Orange County)

so you did it you didn't need martha to win i'm gonna miss her though we were suoppse to go to the movies together well you can go with me   (Ladybugs)

--Now you take the oil business, my business. It's never any fun to drill straight down. I'm a slant-driller by instinct.
--Are you slant-drilling me?   (Drowning Pool, The)

Easiest thing in the world.   (Ladykillers, The)

A book is a lovely thing.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

Do it to it Larz. It would be my pleasure Tony.   (Heavyweights)