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Remember, this is not goodbye... its just, i'll never see you again...   (Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)

Ruby Rhod: What was that honey? It was bad! It had no fire, no energy, no nothing! So tomorrow from 5 to 7 will you PLEASE act like you have more than a two word vocabulary! It must be green! Korben Dallas: Can I talk to you for a second? [Throws Ruby up against a wall] I didn't come here to play poom-bow on the radio. So tomorrow from 5 to 7 your gonna give yourself a hand, green? Ruby Rhod: Supergreen.   (Fifth Element, The)

1)Sam,we're still in the Shire. What could possibly happen? 2)Frodo? Merry!It's Frodo Baggins! 3)Hello,Frodo! 4)Get off him! 5)I'm gonna get you, you varments! Frodo)What's the meaning of this? Sam) You've been into Farmer Maggots crop! Pippen) I don't see why he's making such a fuss... (Some more dialog) Pippen) Well that was close. Merry) I think I've brocken somthin'. Sam) Trust a Brandybuck and a Took! Merry) What that was just a detour, a shortcut. Sam) Shortcut to what? Pip) Mushrooms!!   (Lord of the Rings, The)

How can he say that pure categories have no objective meaning in transcendental logic? What about synthetic unity?   (Superman III)

Al, you reek of shit.   (American Psycho)

My man Satchel Paige use to always say, Age is mind and matter. If you dont mind it dont matter!   (Are We There Yet?)

You turn winners into losers.   (Cooler, The)

Oh James, Its just all in fun   (Party Monster)

I have seen the future and it doesn't work.   (Zardoz)

I love her a staggering amount   (Switching Channels)

1: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. 2: Really? There's a stalker book? Great! I gotta read that one.   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

I'm gonna rock your world.   (Click)

Well fuck me gently with a chain saw!   (Heathers)

I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means no.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Thats it, that's the place for us.   (Watership Down)

Mom: Aw, ***. Are the blueberries getting stuck in your braces again? Let me help! Daughter: No, mom. I'm watching my figure for my new boyfriend.   (Very Brady Sequel)

trivialize the significant and obfuscate the obvious   (Few Good Men, A)

Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods.   (My Fellow Americans)

Don't worry Mother, I'll buy you another!   (Twin Sitters)

Can I give you a ride?   (Cobweb, The)