do you know how lucky I am that someone normal wanted to marry me?   (That Old Feeling)

Kessler: What's this Warren? Ever seen one of these? What's it used for? (Warren says nothing). Kessler: What's the matter? Cat got your tongue? It's for jackin' off, isn't it?   (10 to Midnight)

Miles- i told you, she's at a cheerleaders' house for dinner. (shows up at a bare campsite) Buck-wow, they really are scraping the bottome of the bareels for cheerleaders these days.   (Uncle Buck)

He's playing fetch... with my kids... he's treating my kids like they're dogs.   (Knocked Up)

Matchmaker-To please your future in-laws you must show a sense of dignity.   (Mulan)

Shitbrick, c'mon   (American Wedding)

1- Put the ship down! 2- Anakin, I can't take DOOKU alone. I need you. If we catch him we can end this war right now. We have a job
to do. 1- I don't care. Put the ship down. 2- You'll be expelled from the Jedi Order. 1- I can't leave her. 2- Come to your senses. What do you think Padm?? would do if she were in your position? 1- She would do her duty.


  (Star Wars: Episode II)

because were a fucking tripod!   (Girl Next Door, The)

Hook: If you Captain James Hook, then who am I? Peter Pan: You.. Are.. A CODFISH!   (Peter Pan)

Palpatine:Execute Order Number Sixty-six.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

1) You better watch yourself. 2) Don't worry, I won't hurt her. 1) Aint a soul in this place concerned about you hurting her.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

All gay men have track lighting. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.   (Steel Magnolias)

Thanks, Roz...I know right where to stick it.   (Nine to Five)

bratz rock angels   (Winning London)

1) I, Elliot Richards, who will be here by known as the damned... the damned?! 2) How about darned? Sound better?   (Bedazzled)

STOP YOUR MAKING THEM MAD.   (Gate, The)

1)A flying limo? Now ive seen everything. 2)Have you seen a man eat his own head? 1)no! 2)Then you haven't seen everything and nor have we.   (Team America: World Police)

1/_Belloq! 2/_Good evening, Dr. Jones. 1/_I ought to kill you right now. 2/_Not a very private place for a murder.   (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

8 lb. 6 oz. newborn infant jesus   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

DARLING, DARLING(!) ARE YOU HALLUCINATING!?

  (What a Girl Wants)