guy: kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. girl smoking: what's fucking one like?   (Lot Like Love, A)

DO YOU HAVE ANY OIL??
OOOOOOOOOOH MORE MORE
OKAY ENOUGH ENOUGH,   (Just Friends)

hows my baby doing?   (Spun)

zedis lapedis   (
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Bend over and touch your toes, i'm going to show you where the wild goose goes!   (Super Troopers)

S: If there's any fighting, you fall down or run away. It's okay to leave them to die.   (Serenity)

Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee-hee-hee-hee. Buck: Ever hear of a ritual killing? Hee-hee-hee-hee! Bug: I don't get it. Buck: Gnaw on her face like that again in public and you'll be one. Hee-hee-hee-hee!   (Uncle Buck)

alright Louise, take Thelma over there and y'all go rob some banks, if you all that   (Set It Off)

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me. Cop:Let's start from the top. Fletcher: Here it goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding! Cop: Is that all? Fletcher: No...I have unpaid parking tickets.   (Liar Liar)

Morrie:What do you do when you fall off a horse Derek? *Derek thinks and is dumbfounded.* Morrie: You get back on. Derek: Sorry Morrie, I'm not a gymnast.   (Zoolander)

He became so powerful...the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Plagueis never saw it coming. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Fantastic microwave, BILL!   (Wild Life, The)

Listen, I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, the clothes, and the free creams and lotions, but my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning at 5:00 a.m. and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed by myself all of my life. It's fantastic.   (Nacho Libre)

Harry i took care of it   (Dumb & Dumber)

I just sold my company to Microsoft.   (Shallow Hal)

Keep Sunday open... the producers want us to get baptised   (Ed Wood)

Uncle Jessie: It's Roscoe. I wonder what that fat sack of shit wants.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Oh we're gunna talk about *me* now are we? goody!   (Philadelphia Story, The)

Why is it, whenever we meet, I end up bleeding?   (Hunchback of Notre Dame, The)

A shark can smell blood a mile off when he's hungry.   (Spy Who Came In from the Cold, The)