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(Trying to stop Rose from committing suicide by jumping from the ship.) Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack Dawson): I'm not looking forward to jumping in after you. But like I said, I don't see a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll come back over the rail and get me off the hook here. Kate Winslet (Rose):You're crazy! Leonardo DiCaprio (Jack): That's what everybody says, but with all due respect miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.   (Titanic)

just, just trim it a little   (Beetlejuice)

--I don't want to be 60. I want to be 40. --How can you be 40 when your son is 35?   (After the Fox)

Now the whole world's going to know you died scratching my balls!   (Casino Royale)

The pen is blue! The pen is blue!   (Liar Liar)

Snape: Your lessons are at an end. Get. Out.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Woman: Aren't you a little big for a stroller? Man: Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

If you have warriors, now is the time.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Get your hand off my dick buddy!- Vida   (To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)

got you. youre mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. do you know who i am yet? sometimes i think you might.   (Rules of Attraction, The)

This movie sucked and Michael Moore is a fat bastard.   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

Lancelot:Do me a favor, when i die battle and of that iam certain, dont bury me in our sad little cemetry. Burn me, cast my ashes off into a strong east wind.   (King Arthur)

1/_ What does his T-shirt say? 2/_ *I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up*   (Sum of All Fears, The)

I thank god for every day that he gives me in the core... HOO RAH   (Jarhead)

I wanted to be a lumberjack.   (And Now for Something Completely Different)

Madame Carlotta: Get my doggie! Bring my doggie! Bye Bye!   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

Blue skies.   (Jazz Singer, The)

It was during the Great War that we first started mining moss. It was used for putting on soldiers' wounds, because it was ten times more absorbent than cotton wool. So when they were horribly wounded, it was our moss that soaked up their blood and guts and everything.   (My Life So Far)

I'm gonna set up an E-mail address.   (Mercury Rising)

Your geyser's a geezer.   (Meet the Deedles)