I think my main interest in this affair is the chance it gives me to do battle with you again.   (Sherlock Holmes and the Secret Weapon)

(headline of newspaper) Drunk Billionaire Burns Down Mansion   (Batman Begins)

FUCKKKKKKKKK WORST FUCKING MOVIE EVERRRR. BASED ON THE WORST BOOK EVER THAT IS WRITTEN BY THE BIGGEST FAGGOT EVER. IF YOU LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET YOU ARE FUCKED IN THE HEAD   (Romeo + Juliet)

Your breathing has become erratic... a torg for your thoughts?   (Coneheads)

1/ Sir, don't you think it's a little risky for R & R??? 2/ If I say it's safe to surf this beach, Captain, it's safe to surf this beach!!   (Apocalypse Now)

I didn't creat all of this. I'm just trying to survive it! I'm just trying to survive.   (To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday)

1, Do you have any problem shooting women and children? 2, No, you just don't lead 'em as much.   (Full Metal Jacket)

1.Pizza delivery for robbery homicide. 2.Robbery Homicid..? 1. well why is it that i dont see robbery homicide with a pizza delivery in the login sheet? 2. Well i'll tell you what, why dont you leave that pizza here with me? 1. I'll tell you what, last time i left a pizza here, it magically dissapeared.. you know its like leavin candy around me. It's not gonna be alright i'ma (makes chewing noise) chomp it up! See what i'm sayin? 2. Look, there's only two kinds of guys that can get through that door, guys wearin a handcuff, and guys wearing a badge, you dont have on either now do you? 1. Well i dont have a badge or a handcuff so.   (Blue Streak)

Todd: What IS our Situation, DAD??!! Grandma: ...Your...a homo.   (Wedding Crashers)

are you a bug bill murray??   (Coffee and Cigarettes)

Saddam Hussein: Sufferin' Succotash!   (Hot Shots! Part Deux)

1/_ All radio is dead, which is why these tape recordings I'm making are for the sake of future history..... if any. 2/_Future history... he said... 3/_Yes.... if any   (War of the Worlds (Gene Barry))

Let'a go get the shit kicked out of us by love.   (Love Actually)

Now I'm not James Bond. Simply Sam Spade.   (Shaft in Africa)

Hook: If you Captain James Hook, then who am I? Peter Pan: You.. Are.. A CODFISH!   (Peter Pan)

1) I figured I'd join before I got drafted. 2)Hell son, there aint no more draft. 3) there was one?   (Stripes)

1. I can't answer the door looking like this! 2 Comming! 1. (Gaspes) And I can't answer the door looking like that either!   (Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit)

There are few things sadder in this life than watching someone walk after they have left you. Watching the distance between your bodies expand until there is nothing but empty space and silence.   (Someone Like You)

Blockbuster but quality. No mutants or maniacs. This is going to be my 'Driving Miss Daisy.'   (Get Shorty)

Skip-tracer.   (Truck Turner)