2 weeks ago I saw Cameron Diaz   (Legally Blonde)

The Republic of Palau. The Republic of Costa Rica. The Republic of Morocco. The Republic of Afghanistan. Afghanistan? Wait. They had an army! Our army!   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

Six months at home, and you mutated from a fun-loving free spirit into Nancy Reagan.   (8 Heads in a Duffel Bag)

they're too smart for that   (Mr Wrong)

Woman: Aren't you a little big for a stroller? Man: Aren't you a little big for a sidewalk?   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)

In my experience, if you don't know how to count cards, you oughta stay away from blackjack.   (Hard Eight)

I sure hope that fire's on the first floor.   (Towering Inferno, The)

Ben, do you find my wife attractive? Cause we could work something out.   (Fever Pitch)

Another name for 'Mars' is 'Death.'   (It! The Terror from Beyond Space)

The Khao San Road is a decompression chamber between east and west. It's where you learn to breathe car fumes and tropical air for the very first time, or else carefully rearrange your memories before you catch your flight home   (Beach, The)

1/ You don't much like me, do ya Keithie? 2/ You bash people to make a name for yourself, you're a fuckin' idiot!!! 1/ *I'm* not the dumb cunt what's pissin' blood, Keith.... right? *I'm* the one who runs the division Keith, make no mistake about that.... right?   (Chopper)

Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!   (Aliens)

My office was in the Trafaigar Building on the edge of Chinatown.   (My Favorite Brunette)

Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I'm a Sicilian. And my old man was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growin' up with him I learned the pantomime. Now there are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give him away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman's got twenty, but a guy's got seventeen. And if you know 'em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors to hell. What we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don't wanna show me nothin'. But you're tellin' me everything. Now I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won't walk away from.   (True Romance)

--You ever read this book? --Have I ever read that book? Not only does that insult my intelligence but it insults my ignorance.   (Avenging Angelo)

I hate men, for as man crazy as I've been my whole life, I sure can't stand them.   (Down with Love)

This is gonna take cracker-jack timing wang.   (Big Trouble in Little China)

you don't really think youl win do you   (BMX Bandits)

Bad Guy: You wanna get me a knife?

Maria just stands there.

Bad Guy: Get me a knife!

Maria does and gives it to bad guy.

Bad Guy: (scrapes knife against gun) You know who I am?.....That's just it, you don't.Moves behind Chris and thrusts knife in back of chair where Chris is sitting in.

Maria: No!!!!! Don't!!!!! How could you?!?!?

Chris: (jumps up in fright) Je$u$ Chri$t!

Bad Guy slices the backing of the chair open

Bad Guy: (all innocent) I just wanted to see what these chairs were made of. (reaches in, and takes out about 5-6 packs of money!!!) Well, what da ya know. (laughs sheepishly) They're made of money.   (Stakeout)

Have you ever heard of earl Scheib, homes?   (Colors)