-I came here to talk about monkeys. -Monkeys?!?! -Yeah, 12 of them...   (Twelve Monkeys)

(Holding Penis Shaped Cookie) It's a.... umm... uh... It's a ROCKET SHIP!!!!!!!   (Death to Smoochy)

Yeah, I just got her yesterday. Yesterday? Yeah, I rode my bike down to the cemetery. The cemetery? Yeah, her boyfriend just died in a hang gliding accident. What a loser! Ahhh, I'm hang gliding, ahh, honey take a picture, ahhh I'M DEAD.!   (Wedding Crashers)

Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!   (Hard Way, The)

Good people of England, lend me your ears (the crowd throws ears at Robin) That's disgusting...   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

1/_It's a core sample... for mining... they drill a hole, take the sample out, send it to the lab, see what they got. 2/_Core samples of what? 1/_How the hell should I know, Luke?... Am I wearing a white coat here?... I cut bait and blow shit up for a living   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

When rich wives get dead, I usually go after the husband. Only problem is you saw a thief. An Indian killed Gloria Revelle.   (Body Double)

1)Guys no cuttinng in line. 2)This is for Brodie   (Mallrats)

If you make you're self more than a man, you'll beacome something else entirely   (Batman Begins)

1 she got a glass eye 2iheard she got it from a gypsy 1 whats a gypsy 2your mommas a gypsy 1 your mommas a bitch   (Big Fish)

Is there a difference between exploiting your body for profit or having someone else exploit it for you?   (Simple Men)

--Like you said 'The law is the law and we have to face up to it sometime.'
--When did I say that?   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

Did you people know that if you're blind you can ride the buses for free,hehehe.I paid seventeen dollars for this cane and at the time I thought was a bit steep,but I've logged about a billion miles on those buses.   (Stripteaser)

Beyond the sea.   (Beyond the Sea)

You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?   (Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!)

(To Paulie) Ooh, help me, I'm gay! (To Peter) Ooh, I can't read! (to both) Just get over it, 'kay?   (Corky Romano)

Isn't that a light chicken gravy?   (Three Amigos!)

1/_What's that? 2/_It's my media-induced paranoid delusional nightmare   (Eight Legged Freaks)

Very hot. Sip it slowly.   (Mercury Rising)

he's an idiot, comes from up-bringing.   (Back to the Future)