Lt Kaffee:You and Dawson, you both live in the same dreamworld. It doesn't matter what I believe. It only matters what I can prove! So please, don't tell me what I know, or don't know; I know the LAW! Lt. Cdr. Galloway: You know nothing about the law. You're a used-car salesman, Daniel. You're an ambulance chaser with a rank. You're nothing. Live with that.   (Few Good Men, A)

This movie sucks and emily landau is probably more gay than this movie for making so many quotes for it. Thank you   (Elizabeth)

janet> theyre calling you a hero, when really...your a slut
amy> what-ever.
janet> a GAY slut!
amy> IM NOT GAY!!   (D.E.B.S.)

I've been full of alone lately.   (Shootist, The)

Welcome to Patrol Two-Two. Specialists in arson, murder.... and drinking   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

--Now the cards are on the table. --Yes, they are.   (Sideways)

The only way is to put a pilot into 409.   (Airport 1975)

Inspector Gadget: The Gadget Suit. Brenda: Okay. Just Say. Go Go Gadget. Inspector Gadget: Go Go Gadget Oil Slick. Brenda: That's Toothpaste! Just Say! Go Go Stop. Inspector Gadget: Go Go Stop. Brenda: We Gonna Need Some More. Help From You.   (Inspector Gadget)

If you're here about being cut, I don't involve myself with the day-to-day business of the team.   (Against All Odds)

Well said, well spoken.   (Seems Like Old Times)

Nothing like a little disaster for sorting things out.   (Blowup)

1/__So stop me if I got this wrong. Now the fire is almost out, you're upstairs on the unburned floor checking for heat, is that correct? And you've been told by your Battalion Chief, your Captain and by me not to do nothin', right? Not to do nothin' until ordered....that's correct, right? 2/__Yes, sir. 1/__Ok... But now the itch starts. The 'Glory Boy' flash starts. 'Hey, I'm a hero. Heroes don't just stand around.' You can tell me, that's what it was, wasn't it? 2/__Yes, sir. 1/__So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline?.... Was that BEFORE OR AFTER you noticed you were standing in a lake of GASOLINE, YOU IDIOT!!!? 2/__Before, sir. 1/__You could have burned or killed or crispened half that company! To say nothing of the fact that you wrecked the physical evidence that I use to prove that it's arson, and you know how goddamned hard it is to determine the cause of these fires! Now you go home and you think about that!   (Backdraft)

Do you know the way to Santa Fe?   (Rent)

ding ding ding gutter tell him what he's won   (PCU)

No, no girl Larry, you a stinker.
  (Score, The)

They said Van Gogh was crazy because he killed himself. He couldn't sell a painting when he was alive, and now they're worth thirty million dollars. They weren't that bad then and they're not that good now...so who's crazy?   (Cobweb, The)

MARTY: Now during the flower people period, who was your drummer? DAVID: Stumpy's replacement...Peter James Bond....He also died under mysterious circumstances...we were playing a jazz-blues festival- NIGEL: Blues-jazz really. And uhh it was tragic really...he exploded on stage.....DEREK: just like that. NIGEL: It was just like a flash of green light ---and that was it. Nothings left. DAVID: Well...there was- NIGEL: Its true its true there was a little green globule on his drum seat. DAVID: Its like a stain really... NIGEL: It was a stain not a globule actually. DAVID: Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year, its just not really widely reported.   (This IS Spinal Tap)

i don't think it'd pay to advertise the fact that one of the men that we're working for has to be a raving lunatic.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

I owe you an apology, Colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight lipped officer. But you're really ... quite emotional. Aren't you?   (Dirty Dozen, The)

A) And I've never been to Istanbul... B) You've never been to Istanbul ? While the moonlight on the Bosphorus is irresistible... A) Oh James...   (From Russia with Love)