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'Why go on living when we can bury you for $49.50?'   (Once Upon a Time in America)

Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone, Captain Clarence Ouver white courtesy phone. (Captain picks up red phone) Lady On Phone: No, the white phone! Captain Ouver: Oh... (Captain picks up white phone) Captain Ouver: This is Captain Ouver Lady on Phone: One moment for your call from the Mayo clinic Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone Captain Clarence Ouver Captain Ouver: I've got it! Loudspeaker: Thank you!   (Airplane!)

Eeeasy...I won't bight...Unless you ask me to   (White Chicks)

I have established a right of way though the center of od middleton's park, slap across it, sir, whithin a hundered years....   (Hound of the Baskervilles, The)

Greg, that's an urn which holds the remains of Jack's mother   (Meet The Parents)

lie like brocolli   (Pretty Woman)

If you ripped this it is vintage and I will fucking smack your nose.   (High Fidelity)

The people that produced Goethe, Beethoven and Bach are not to be sneezed at.   (Ship of Fools)

At first they were more interested in the map than us. It seems that Daffy, the guy who drew it, he was a founding father, he discovered this places and set up the community five years ago. Then about one year ago he starts to get depressed, six months later he leaves and that's the last they hear till we turn up.   (Beach, The)

She gave Gil the best years of her life. Sacrificed her youth... Always put herself last to bolster his ego, his drive, his ambition. Just as her dignity hung by a thread, he ran off with a pre-schooler.   (First Wives Club, The)

Nine days? You better have more sake.   (Defending Your Life)

Will someone by my whoha a drink?   (Wedding Date, The)

Alea Jata Est, To die is Cast.   (Emperors Club, The)

How goes it? Nicely nicely thank you!   (Guys and Dolls)

You're looking at vengeance... cruel, devious, pure as venom... vengeance!   (Pumpkinhead)

1) Bob, i'd like you to meet your new pal. 1) New Pal? What's wrong with my old pal?   (What About Bob?)

Actually that was all just a test to see how you respond to crazy people, and you passed.   (Must Love Dogs)

Nat- I like your dress. It looks like wallpaper...I like your nails. They look like blood.   (Forever Young)

I love you. Believe me?   (Employee of the Month)

--I'm not about to eat real sugar. --All right, fine, we'll find you a Sweet 'n Low field.   (Club Paradise)