Barry ,ok if its not fisher boy here then who is it? Julie, we think is name is billy blue according to sist he was class of ,92 Helen, Elsa was class of ,92 maybe there's somthing in her yearbook?   (I Know What You Did Last Summer)

Lou worked it out that there are seven spiritual planes, and the love we had was somewhere near the top.   (Sweetie)

And this is what happens when you use the other guy's brake pads: You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along kid's are in the back seat screamin', "Daddy I gotta pee!" "Not now, damn it!". Uh oh, truck tire (brakes screeching). I can't stop! Oh there's cliff. (makes crashing noises). Oh we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs! In comes the meat wagon (makes siren noises). Ordely steps out and looks at the wreckage, "Oh my God." New guy's over the corner pukin' his guts out (wretching). All because you wanted to save a couple of pennies.   (Tommy Boy)

Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?   (Micki + Maude)

WELCOME TO THE GARDEN STATE CRUISE.   (Black Dog)

You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... ...church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers? No, I don't. You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... ...and say you have no whistling bungholes... ...spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, H??sker D??s and don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... ...or one single whistling kitty-chaser? No.   (Joe Dirt)

Dude... I've jacked it twice since I've been here   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

The system is not right.   (Assassination of Richard Nixon, The)

Fuck Fuck Fuck, mother mother fuck, mother mother fuck fuck, noich noich noich, 1 2, 1 2 3 4, noich noich noich, smokin weed smokin weed, doin coke drinkin beers, drinkin beers beers beers. Rollin fatties smokin blunts, who smokes the blunts, we smoke the blunts, rollin blunts,smoke... Kids - Hey can I get a nickle bag.. Jay - 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle of love. Oye oye o. I think I want to know ya, know ya. yeah what? Kid- what the hell are u singing? Jay- You don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the mad notes- written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world the motherfucking Time. Kid- You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Other Kid- Yeah Purple Rain. Kid- That shit was so gay-- fucking eighties style. Jay and Slient Bob look at each other.Then, grab the kid that said it and through him against the wall and Jay says Don't never say an unkind word about the time. Me and Silent Bob modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy and tubby here's my black manservant. What?   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

Matty: Would you get me a paper towel or something? Dip it in some cold water. Ned: Right away. I'll even wipe if off for you. Matty: You don't want to lick it?   (Body Heat)

Sir, the combination to the airshield is 1,2,3,4,5. 1,2,3,4,5...that's amazing...I have the exact same combination on my locker!   (Spaceballs)

1. Who dat in my house? 2. I'm the devil, who's asking? 1. The devil is not welcome HERE! 3. You got the nerve to call yourself the devil in his house? Shit!   (Bad Boys II)

I'm just taking over where God left off   (6th Day, The)

Bear on TV Ad: Drink Genaro beer! But then, what do I know? I'm a bear. I suck the heads off of fish!   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

I'm just an observer, Captain, not an umpire.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

I would trade 30,000 coconuts and every ounce of your blood for a quart of gasoline!   (Superman Returns)

He's got the bloody map.   (National Treasure)

When you seperate a man from what he loves the most, what you do is purge what's unique in him, and when you purge what's unique in him, you purge dissent, and when you purge dissent, you kill the revolution and revolution IS dissent, you don't re-write what I write!!!...   (Reds)

1: What are you expecting? 2: World war three.   (Commando)

I was able to combine mathematical logic with romantic inconsistency.   (Torn Curtain)