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Here we are most focused on producing homos within the system   (Bio-Dome)

You da the man, well sort of.   (Mulan)

That one moment when she was sandwhiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the maori tribesman I said to myslef, WOW this is someone i could really spend the rest of my life with.   (Zoolander)

--Are you wearing Shalimar perfume? --Yes, I am.   (See No Evil, Hear No Evil)

I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.   (Liar Liar)

Young Mary: You may now kiss the bride. from now on, you'll take care of him, and he'll take care of you. he'll make you big baloney sandwiches and you'll buy him new socks, and a white briefcase. your the luckiest girl in the world Barbie, you're the luckiest girl in the world. Older Mary: You are the luckiest girl in the world. When i did Whitney Houston's wedding she was even more nervous than you are, and you look ten times better than she did! Bride: Really? No. this isn't gonna work. I'm FAT! and I'm gonna marry the wrong guy! Mary: Look at me, you are exquisite, you're timeless, you're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice whom i overheard say at the last gown fitting Look at those thighs! I'd kill for Tracey's thighs!....but you have more than great thighs. You have the love of a man named Tom. A man who said to me when he walked into the dinner rehearsal said to me I cant believe she picked me. I cant believe I'm marrying the most wonderful woman i've ever met...and that not only tells me that this marriage of yours is gonna work, its gonna last FOREVER.   (Wedding Planner, The)

1/_What is that? 2/_Mother-fuckin' crack, man! 1/_That's right.. jimmy-crack-corn, 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... oh man, you federally fucked now!   (Training Day)

1 What else have you got? 2 I've got nothing! 1 Liar! what's in your toolbox? 2 nothing Withnail! 1 Liar, you've got antifreeze! 2 You know you shoul never mix your drinks!   (Withnail and I)

1 Tiny,how do you like that 2 I't hurts my feelings   (Night in the museum)

H: You see, Ram asked me out tonight, but he wants to double date with Kurt..... V: I don't know, *******, I kinda have this thing with **. H: Oh come on ********, put Billy the Kid on hold for one night?   (Heathers)

Didn't put enough dirt down,seen it right off.   (Jeremiah Johnson)

I'm a woman, too.   (Butterfly)

I'm the Whistler. I know many things, for I walk by night...I know many strange tales hidden in the hearts of men and women who have stepped into the shadows.   (Whistler, The)

You know what I can't figure out, I can't figure out what's worse, having to know every single detail about your desperate love for another woman, or having to know that you obviously never came close to feeling the same way about me   (Alex and Emma)

I'm not responsible for what people think, Pat. Only for what I am.   (Big Country, The)

--You don't seem very sorry. --I am sorry. Sorry that I was caught.   (Strange Love of Martha Ivers, The)

Our gorgeous lie did not even last the night.   (Love Is A Many-Splendored Thing)

My man Satchel Paige use to always say, Age is mind and matter. If you dont mind it dont matter!   (Are We There Yet?)

It's magic time.   (Days of Wine and Roses)

There are three basic types of arms deals: White being legal, black being illegal, and my personal favorite color gray.   (Lord of War)