By the late 90's, my wealth had finally caught up to my lies about my wealth, even surpassed my lies   (Lord of War)

Kim Jong Il: You're breakin' my barls Hans Brigs!   (Team America: World Police)

1. Sir, if he isn't Army, this wouldn't be official. 2. Then it is unofficial.   (Basic)

My Hair.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

J: Oh, don't shoot Mongo. You'll just make him mad. B: *Stares*   (Blazing Saddles)

I've been trying to build a case against the husband all along. But the reason it hasn't panned out is because of your testimony that Gloria was killed by an Indian.   (Body Double)

A tale of murder, lust, greed, revenge and seafood.   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Oh god, Did you eat all this acid?   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

I don't make the rules.   (Five Easy Pieces)

Saddle up!   (Sands of Iwo Jima)

I'll make you famous   (Young Guns II)

Remember, I'm a bad loser.   (McLintock!)

Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.   (Total Recall)

The bottom line is that Tommy Gunn beat a second-rate fighter with so much glass in his jaw, he shoulda been a chandelier!   (Rocky V)

Sparrow: Have I threaten you before?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Henry 'Rico' Fardan. Virginia Military Academy, Philippine Campaign, Cuba with Roosevelt's Rough Riders. Married a Mexican woman. No children. Wife deceased. Joined Pancho Villa as weapons expert and tactician...Left Villa's forces, June, 1915. A year of wildcatting and prospecting. Results: negative. Now demostrating automatic weapons. Salary: $40 a week.   (Professionals, The)

1) Why don't you go back to little Italy 2) Why don't you go make me a latke driedle boy   (Boiler Room)

Don't worry, I'll respect your every privacy.   (Collector, The)

Listen you sick fuck. You pathetic lonely walkie talkie freak show mother fucker. I dont have to do anything , ya know why? Because i have something more powerfull than your psychosis. Its called a volume knob and all i have to do to make you go away is turn it all the way to the left...god damn.   (Joy Ride)

Good Afternoon Martha Spruce   (Creepshow 2)