Almost like a young, half-Hispanic Marlon Brando.   (Meet the Fockers)

You got him breathing out of the wrong goddamn eyelid!!!   (Bull Durham)

True love is the soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another.   (Wedding Crashers)

Stacy: I should tear your eyes out right now, but how would you ever be able to look at yourself in the morning?   (Little Black Book)

Horse and Hound.   (Notting Hill)

Teach me how I should forget to think   (William Shakespeares Romeo and Juliet)

--I was kind of happy in a miserable kind of way. --Is that worse than being miserable in a happy kind of way?   (Favor, The)

Wish me happy Valentine's Day when you call, that'd be nice...   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

I dislike the word cheat.   (Chinatown)

All these little girls have one thing in common. You know what that is? Disillusionment. It always comes from the same thing...Expectations. The greatest woman-killer of all time.   (Cop)

1/_There's a gap in the freeway 2/_What??! 3/_What do you mean?! How big is a gap?! 1/_50 feet, a couple of miles ahead   (Speed)

What are you lookin' at! Eat your icecream!   (Zombie Nightmare)

Will I dream?   (2010)

that's never her it is no yeah no yeah no yeah oh here we go again that's judy you got judy garland in there   (Little Voice)

Liberty and union, one and inseparable, now and forever.   (Birth Of A Nation)

I suspect a woman.   (Spider Woman, The)

omg i love indian woman   (Almost Heroes)

I thought i'd give you something personal, that is my first rectal thermometer   (Madagascar)

That's not paint it's glue   (Daddy Day Care)

The only three great Americans are Washington, Lincoln ... and me!   (Skidoo)