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These lawyers get $1,000 an hour, and I hate them   (Rainmaker, The)

It was so ugly.   (Clock, The)

Semper Fi, Mac.   (Sands of Iwo Jima)

1. Hey, ladies, how you doin? (speaks halting Cantonese) Hey, come back, let's get some sushi! Hey, cutie, ah! (takes out CD and throws it out the car) 2. That was my CD! Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD! 1. Did you see the way those girls drove off? They was laughin at us! 2. Those girls drove off because of you. 1. All I did was invite them to have a drink. 2. You invited them to get naked, and sacrifice a small goat. 1. Which word was goat?   (Rush Hour 2)

happy birthday nellie oh it's beautiful dad isn't it beautiful grandpop well come on nellie make a wish and blow out the candles darling and if i blow them all out will i get my wish if you wish hard enough if you wish the proper thing of course well i'm gonna wish for something that's been in my heart for long long time well well i tried didn't i i wonder what whould of happened if they all gone out it'll be fun to know whouldn't it but one little candle stays lit and i won't get my wish   (Little Nellie Kelly)

I'VE BEEN TRICK OR TREATED TO DEATH TONIGHT-NEIGHBOR YOU DONT KNOW WHAT DEATH IS-DR. LOOMIS   (Halloween)

Annie: Elise, you're gifted,talented and successful. Brenda, you're wonderfully verbal. And I am seeing a very talented therapist. We're in our prime!   (First Wives Club, The)

dancing in the mall song playing do you dream about me baby when the night comes when you close your eyes do you dream about me when you dream of someone when you close your eyes who do you see yea do you dream about me i wish i knew whats on your mind when your asleep your in my dreams everynight do you dream do you dream do you dream about me baby when the night comes when you close your eyes yea do you dream about me baby when you dream of someone when you close your eyes who do you see do you dream about me   (Mannequin)

I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: Any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twent-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that?   (Body Heat)

Jerry Lee; Hope you brought a pine box boys. Nobody follows The Killer.   (Walk the Line)

A long time ago I made me a rule. I let people do what they want to do.   (Hondo)

Joel: What if it breaks? Clementine: What if? do you really care right now?   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

That would be the white phone.   (Hostage)

Keep her at 55, stay alert.   (Meet the Fockers)

ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver...so was eddie hascal, wally and ms. cleaver. this guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid- quick, someone get his ass another steroid! bla-bladdy bloom bla bloom bla-bladdy bloom bla-i didn't hear a word you said- hippidy hoop-la! is that a tank top, or a new bra? look, snoop-dog just got a fuckin' boob job! didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said (in background: ima fuck you up!). matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil-go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful- and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you...fuck it, you can take the mike home wit' you! lookin' like a cyclone hit you, tank top's screamin' 'lotto, i don't fit you!' you see how far them white jokes get you, boy's like, 'how vanilla ice gon' dis you'? my motto- fuck lotto - i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. ~ i fuckin love eminem...all yall bitches who get the quotes wrong, you don't deserve to post up here...check your shit first! <3 sara   (8 Mile)

Is it safe?   (Marathon Man)

They're both named Steven--one with a V and one with a ph   (Benny & Joon)

Pillowpants is her pussy troll. Duh.   (Clerks II)

They die magnificentily!   (Jaws 3-D)

You can have Doctor Frankenputz here and I'll take Ty. A lot you fucking know....Danunzio.   (Caddyshack)