We are here to turn you into industrious and honest citizens.   (Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The)

He is the product of an illegal sexual perversion and should have been destroyed at the moment of conception. What is in question here is a concept in economic efficiency and procedure that has allowed these erotics to exist and dilute this great society.   (THX 1138)

I eat Tofu Tuna, Brad!   (I ♥ Huckabees)

One time, Regina George punched me in the face. It was awesome.   (Mean Girls)

Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?   (Micki + Maude)

if ur from africa why are you white? -Caren you just can ask people why there white!   (Mean Girls)

--You know how many dead we got? --Eleven. --You count, huh? --You betta.   (Valdez Is Coming)

Conrad Hunter- People who confuse brains and luck can get into a lot of trouble.   (North Dallas Forty)

waaaaaaaaaiter!   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

Steve: You hurd my dad now fuck off!   (Castle, The)

zedis lapedis   (
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Before I kill you there this something I need to tell you. I'm your fathers brothers nephews cusins formal room mate.   (Spaceballs)

Mr. Muffin Man, catch ya later!!!   (3 Ninjas)

Put on your Sunday-best, kids, we're going to Sears!   (Brady Bunch Movie, The)

Check your message machine! message: you have 4... thousand messages. derek: hmm thats a bit more then usual   (Zoolander)

Gina   (Bound)

Johnny- I...I killed him. I killed that boy. I killed him. Ponyboy- Oh Johnny I think I'm gonna be sick. Johnny- Go ahead man I ain't gonna look at you. I ain't gonna look. Pony? Are you okay? Ponyboy- You really did kill him huh Johnny? Johnny- Yeah. I had to. They were drowning you. They might have killed you. They were gonna beat me up. Ponyboy- What happened to the other guys? Johnny- Huh? They ran. They all ran off when I stabbed him.   (Outsiders, The)

Michael Ellis: Bitch, how you gonna play me like that? Oh. Oh, I see. I see. You're one of those. Honey: I'm not one of anything. I'm just not up for this.   (Honey)

Maid Marian: I Remember It So Well.
Skipper: Do You Have Any Kids? My Mom Have Some Kids.   (Robin Hood)

...God knows what damage he's prepared to do!   (First Blood)