These days if someone smokes they're either a psychopath or European.   (Thank You For Smoking)

Leah: I'm off out with Jamie and Ste tonight. Gonna get me a dyke.   (Beautiful Thing)

You're the only family I got.... I got three beautiful kids, I love em, they're yours. Trish does my laundry, I live in your icebox, I live in your life!!!   (Lethal Weapon 3)

Well. which is he gonna do? Is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Thats not the moon its a space station   (Star Wars: Episode IV)

A whole wash day, shot to hell.   (Fandango)

1/_So... she's an anti-Terminator Terminator? You've got to be shitting me. 2/_No... I am not shitting you.   (Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines)

1)Dude there she is man the girl from the bar. 2)Thats a guy. 1)A guy. 2)Yeah that's a dude. 1) You'r just saying that because you want her all for you'r self.2) No, I'm saying that because thats a guy.   (BASEketball)

It's exactly like licking a shag carpet.   (L.A. Story)

This is amazing... Hello, it's been a long time. Who the fuck are you guys? ....Hey! Who the fuck asked you to sit down?? I thought you'd be happy to see us. I guess I was wrong. Ya know, I thought you'd do a lot better. With all that training, all that time you put in, just to end up watchin someone else's money. That seems like a waste. I'm askin you for the last time, what the fuck do you want? Why don't you take your time, it'll come to you. I could see how he might forget us. We were just somethin for you and your friends to play with. It's a little harder for us to forget. You gave us so much more to remember. Can?Äôt quite place us, can ya chief? Lemme help ya out. You?Äôre lookin at John Reilly and Tommy Marcano. Oh yeah...yeah, that?Äôs right....That was a long time ago....So how ya been? Yeah, we ain?Äôt kids now. Eh, so whaddya want? What I?Äôve always wanted, is to watch you die. (places gun on the table) Oh, you ordered the meat loaf. The brisket?Äôs really good here, only you?Äôll never know it. You fucked up. Yeah, you were scared little pricks, both a yas. All a yas...scared shitless. But I?Ä?I tried to make you tough. I tried to make you hard. I had you all wrong then, Nokes,. All this time I thought you just liked fuckin and beatin up little boys. You two motherfuckers are gonna burn in hell. You?Äôre gonna burn in hell. Yeah, after you.   (Sleepers)

No. I wouldn't allow it. The taste would be terrible. Can you imagine? Augustus-flavored-chocolate-covered-Gloop? Eww! No one would buy it.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

i love michael jeffery parsons!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

why didn't you tell me then, i needed to hear that then........ i don't care................... am i going to be like him, like my father................. your just telling me, to be nice, i don't need you, i have grandpa and he's better, for me.......   (Little John (Drama))

Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] Tulio: But not with that.   (Road to El Dorado, The)

You see that look in their eyes, Rock? When we fought, I trained hard but I didn't have that look in my eyes... you *had* it and you won.... Eye Of The Tiger, man, Eye Of The Tiger!   (Rocky III)

You started this racket, you should have a share in it.   (Bullets or Ballots)

You should have been dead two days ago...the way I see it we're both on borrowed time...   (Dream with the Fishes)

I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do   (Empire Records)

I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie that everyone is really hoping makes it happen.   (Swingers)

I was fine until I read you're fucking book. It scared the shit out of me.   (Before Sunset)