waaaaaaaaaiter!   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

Did he just say cockstain? What the fuck is cockstain?   (Clerks II)

THAT'S how you shoot! From NOW on, THAT'S how you shoot!   (Bad Boys II)

Jeanne: Michelle just got dumped last night. Lana: Oh, how terrible. But you look so wonderful. Isn't everyone loving how Michelle looks!? Michelle: Well I havent eaten since we broke up... Lana Good for you! Write about it!   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

how much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?   (Fight Club)

This is that good processed turkey   (Rainmaker, The)

There must be something happening over there in Europe besides a nervous breakdown.   (Foreign Correspondent)

Emma are you like this because you have an abnormally large clit?   (Clerks II)

This time it's love.   (Bikini Beach)

Boss Hogg: I've got $100 here for the first one to knock that loudmouth out.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Cato: Please, boss! I thought you were dead! Clouseau: So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

See, now thats what your black ass get. Oh i'm gonna get mine I'ma tell mom. YOU BETTER NOT TELL!   (Head of state)

Summer clerkship in your office says I know what you're holding. I dont bet with jobs like that. If your right lets just say I'll put you at the top of the list. Alright, you were looking for that third three but you forgot that professor green folded it on fourth street, now youre doing your best to represent that you have it. The DA made his two pair but he knows they're no good, Judge Kaplan was hoping to squeeze out a diamond flush and Mr. Eisen is futily hoping his queens are gonna stand up. So like I said, the dean's bet is twenty dollars.   (Rounders)

All Bets Are Off   (Snatch)

Somebody said "alien" she thought they said "illegal alien" and signed up!   (Aliens)

Halley:I think i like you too much already to actually go out with you. Macon: What kind of logic is that? Halley: It's logical logic. The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them. Haven't you noticed when the opposite sex gets together, eventually someone ends up getting hurt?   (How to Deal)

Why would I shoot a bloke, then carry him to the bloody car and wizz him off to the hospital at a hundred miles an hour? It defeats the purpose of having shot him in the first place   (Chopper)

Strength through unity. Unity through faith.   (V for Vendetta)

I've never seen a woman who was more a man.   (Johnny Guitar)

I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer.   (Falling Down)