I'm not responsible for what people think, Pat. Only for what I am.   (Big Country, The)

We are the middle children of history, with no purpose or place. We have no great war, or great depression. The great war is a spiritual war. The great depression is our lives. We were raised by television to believe that we'd be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars -- but we won't. And we're learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed-off.   (Fight Club)

Erroneous! Erroneous on both accounts.   (Wedding Crashers)

I reckon what you'd wantin' to know is what I'ma doin' in here. I reckon the reason I'm in here cause I killed somebody. Mm-hmm. But I reckon that you'd wantin' to know is how come he killed somebody. So I reckon I'll start at the front. Mm-hmm.   (Sling Blade)

--Did you find what you wanted? --Yes, thanks.   (Big Sleep, The)

1/ We met on the level... 2/ And we're parting on the square   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Tina you fat tub of lard come get some dinner.   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Not until he puts his jaba back in the hut!   (Without A Paddle)

Billy: there were 12 guerillas. They took 2 men from the helicopter, but theres something else. Dutch: what do you mean? Billy: 6 men wearin U.S issued army boots. They came in from the north, then they followed the guerillas.   (Predator)

I don't like the look of this lake, sir.   (Land That Time Forgot, The)

This movie sucks and emily landau is probably more gay than this movie for making so many quotes for it. Thank you   (Elizabeth)

Do you think they heard us?   (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

Orga, Mecha, Man or Woman?   (A.I.: Artificial Intelligence)

These are not really my hips. They are a cruel joke that runs in my family.   (Casual Sex?)

1- Always two there are... no more...no less. A master and an apprentice. 2- But which one was destroyed, the master or the apprentice?
  (Star Wars: Episode I)

I'm not into this whole dirty dancing thing   (Along Came Polly)

--You're emotionally upset. Have a glass of water. --I don't want a glass of water. I want a divorce!   (Marriage on the Rocks)

Miles- i told you, she's at a cheerleaders' house for dinner. (shows up at a bare campsite) Buck-wow, they really are scraping the bottome of the bareels for cheerleaders these days.   (Uncle Buck)

That's not dog... it's imitation   (Thing, The)

Geez, I feel like one of us should be saying... *I'm too old for this shit*   (Mod Squad, The)