A: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here! B: Your winnings, sir. A: Oh, thank you very much.   (Casablanca)

It's one of the tragedies of life that the people most in need of a good thrashing are usually enormous.   (Palm Beach Story, The)

Let's get the sap out of the tree.   (Road to Bali)

Floyd smoked the second page!   (True Romance)

How about a special sir?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

I aint much of a lover boy... i never saw no percentage in it.   (Two for the Road)

People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.   (V for Vendetta)

This isn't 'The Graduate.' This is 'Deliverance.'   (Rumor Has It...)

That old gentleman happens to mean more to me than anything else.   (Circle of Two)

Neville: Amazing. Amazing. Harry: Neville...you're doing it again.   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

(ELLIS) Hey, Holly. What about dinner tonight? (HOLLY) Ellis, it's Christmas Eve. Families, stockings, Chestnuts? Rudolph and Frosty? Any of these things ring a bell? (ELLIS) Actually, I was thinking more of mulled wine, a nice, aged Brie... ...and a roaring fireplace. You know what I'm saying?   (Die Hard)

Perry: So she comes to the door and she is totally nude, from head to toe. And she leads me inside and I sit down, right? Well, then she sits right on my lap. Harry: Really? That happened? Perry: No. Idiot.   (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang)

Selena:It cracks me up when people ask me my diet and exercise secrets. Like, Selena how do you keep that trip figure every girl wants to know. Well I eat whole medium pizzas all by myself with lots of pepperoni thats important and I drink coke, scarf doritos and never exercise.   (Selena)

you people quoted everything wrong, get your shit right   (Booty Call)

--Okay, who do I have there now? --Drucker and me, boss. And Schwartz.   (Heat)

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?   (Goodfellas)

With these prices, it would be cheaper to drink.   (4 for Texas)

Ugh! That nasty butt in the morning I'd kick him out too! Oh wait, that's one of mine the uh...lactose intolerant.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Now, look, don't get involved in this, Mr. Caul. These tapes are dangerous. You heard them. You know what I mean. Someone may get hurt.   (Conversation, The)

Its not who we are that defines us its what we do.   (Batman Begins)