1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!!   (Shrek)

Announcer: Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker. (Rex Kramer steps in the middle of large afro-Americans) Rex Kramer: NIGGGERRRS   (Kentucky Fried Movie, The)

1: What's a Panama? 2: It's a Navy thing. 1: I didn't know you were in Panama. 2: We weren't in Panama, we were in Nicaragua. 1: So why do you call it a Panama? 2: Because we thought we were in Panama!   (Sahara)

Dark and difficult times lie ahead.   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Stop! We are not through! And before you skidoo, we'd like to introduce our cast and crew.   (Skidoo)

1/_Mr. Wonka? 2/_I am extraordinarily busy, sir 1/_I was just wondering about the chocolate... the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie...when does he get it? 2/_He doesn't. 1/_Why not? 2/_Because he broke the rules. 1/_What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie? 2/_Wrong, sir!!! Wrong!!! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - *I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,* et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum et cetera, et cetera...Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!! You lose! Good day sir!! 1/_ You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! 2/_I said *Good day!*   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

You red ass Mexican Greaser, you can do it with your horse.   (Young Guns)

I'm just here for the gasoline.   (Mad Max 2)

We do not tolerate rudeness.   (Garbo Talks)

Where is your bitches, Mr. Big Time pimp?   (Trading Places)

I stabbed a guy in the heart with a triton.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1. It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports once in a while. 2(bitterly) Would that make you love me?   (Wedding Crashers)

one tear, just one, so make it a good one.   (Spanglish)

She makes $45 a week and sends $100 of it home to her mother.   (42nd Street)

It can't be done...writing your name upside down and backwords without stopping.   (Topper)

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of YOUR ASS? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like NOW!   (Zoolander)

Maybe if I had the luxury of getting my ass wipped, I could be calm right now, but I have been drinking tequila shots, my hormones are racing, I'm emotional, I'm horny, and I don't want to hear about no godd*mn peas. F*ck you, goodnight.   (Best Man, The)

Brian: But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain Andrew: ...and an athlete... Allison:...and a basket case... Claire: ...and a princess... Bender: ...and a criminal...   (Breakfast Club, The)

These guys are a fucking disgrace.   (Slap Shot)

You're looking at vengeance... cruel, devious, pure as venom... vengeance!   (Pumpkinhead)