Where is the eye of the Serpent? Forgrim says that you gave it to a girl...probably for a mere night pleasure.. What a loss !   (Conan the Barbarian)

--Why do I get the feeling everybody knows we're here 15 blocks out? --Because everybody knows we're here 15 blocks out.   (Miami Vice)

You let her go or I'll blow your ugly face all over this nice car. Harlon: Alright,alright, relax. We were just havin' some fun. Louise: Seems to me that you have a real fucked up idea of fun. Turn around! In the future, when a woman's cryin' like that, she ain't havin' any fun. Harlon: Shit, I should have gone ahead and fucked the bitch. Louise: What did you say? Harlon: I said, suck my cock.   (Thelma & Louise)

Tristan: Yeah, yeah, we're all going to die someday. If it's a death from a Saxon, that frightens you...stay home.   (King Arthur)

My teacher asked me what the capital of North Carolina was....and i told her Washington D.C....And she told me i was wrong....so i said you have a lumpy ass, and than she yelled at me....and i pissed my pants.....   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

--Can I help you, sir? --What? Oh, no, I'm just... --Are you here for an affair, sir?   (Graduate, The)

On my mark, Unleash hell.   (Gladiator)

1/ How's she flying? 2/ This thing's nose-heavier than the Aiyatollah   (Blue Thunder)

The man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

i prefer tap water   (Small Time Crooks)

That's what life's for, isn't it? Finding out?   (Happy, Texas)

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

Well, who's gonna read the second paragraph?   (His Girl Friday)

Just ring the fuckin bell!   (Old School)

This from the guy who just played tonsil hockey with his mother.   (Clerks II)

--You hotwalked that dude all day. --I went to a good school.   (Heist)

Raoul and Christine singing to each other: Anywhere you go let me go to, love me, thats all I ask of you.   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

What did you do with the Fire Dragon?   (Fathom)

waaaaaaaaaiter!   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)