tired of feeling all by myself Being so different From everyone else Somehow you knew I needed your help Be my friend forever I never found My star in the night Feeling my dream was Far from my sight You came along and I saw the light We'll be friends forever CHORUS: I can't face the Thought of you leaving So take me along I swear I'll be strong (If/when) you take me Wherever you go I wanna learn the things That you know Now that you Made me believe I want you to take me 'Cause I long to be able To see the things That you see know that whatever you do I'll follow you Somebody must have Sent you to me What do I have You could possibly need All I can give is my guarantee We'll be friends forever Repeat chorus Teach me more in Each passing hour By your side I know I will cower Is it true that You have the power To capture this moment in time Take me wherever you go I wanna learn the things That you know Now that you made me believe I want you to take me 'Cause I long to be able To see the things That you see Know that Whatever you do I'll follow you (Repeat)   (Mac and Me)

Why won't a man ever once prefer a girl who's simply fat?   (Cinderella)

I am so ronery, so ronery, so ronery and sadry arone. I make up great prans, but nobody ristens, no one understands. No one takes me seriousryyyyy. And so I'm ronery. A little ronery. Poor rittle meeeee.   (Team America: World Police)

You have a unique persuasive style, sir. Perhaps a little lacking in finesse, but then polish isn't everything.   (Hammett)

The whole world's going to hell, you gonna just sit there?   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

Leave my elevator alone!   (Blast from the Past)

Sorry about the delousing.......(Favra) Its powdered sugar.....its delicious.   (Super Troopers)

And on the third day God created the Remington Riffle Bullok, so man could hunt the Dinosaurs, and the Homosexuals   (Mean Girls)

LOUD NOISES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Bleh This Cereal Sucks.   (Daddy Day Care)

The tension in the air was so thick, you could cut it with a knife. Which is more than I can say for the liver.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

I prefer matches, thank you. I love the smell of sulfur.   (Two Jakes, The)

Lady luck is always on his side. Tonight, she's on fire.   (Big Town, The)

The internet buzz.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

AAHHHH!   (Great Race, The)

Al Pacino! Al Pacino! Al Pacino!   (Saturday Night Fever)

Michael Jordan can kiss my butt.   (Ringer, The)

Grandma, not my prison shank!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Cal:Hey Andy I'm sorry I wasn't nice to you for like the past 2 years. Andy:What do you mean you were nice to me Cal: No I wasn't I mean I kinda thought you were a serial killer... Andy: Hahahah Cal: No I'm serious   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I don't make the rules. We don't serve Indians.   (Flags of Our Fathers)