Your breathing has become erratic... a torg for your thoughts?   (Coneheads)

The lady is a tramp.   (Pal Joey)

Your father was Frankenstein, but your mother was lightning.   (Ghost of Frankenstein, The)

(he is holding someone at gunpoint and trips as they are walking to the car)BAM!BAM! (shots fired)Are you OK?Yea,but I think I killed that tree.   (Survivors, The)

Will someone by my whoha a drink?   (Wedding Date, The)

1)Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. 2)A union man only works eight hours a day 1)I belong to two unions.   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein)

1/_You brought the radio into the camp 2/_You know that is not true 1/_Not true?! If you didn't do it, prove it... we must punish somone 2/_But why? Would you rather punish the wrong man than see the crime itself go unsolved and unpunished?! 1/_Yes! 2/_You mean I am to die because you think that if there is a crime, then it must be punished and it doesn't matter who is punished??! 1/_Yes! 2/_You're not by any chance a Gilbert & Sullivan fan, are you? 1/_What? 2/_No .... you're not very funny, are you? 1/_ I see, so I am to die to preserve your sense of order? 2/_Yes, you understand, Lawrence, you must die for me 1/_Oh, I understand, but I won't die for you!!   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

If I make you feel necessary, I'm making a mistake.   (Force of Evil)

1/ How did you get out of the car? 2/ He didn't get out of the car, he couldn't get out of a paperbag, the divers got him out of the car and brought him here in the chopper!   (Stunt Man, The)

Ooooh Navy Seals!!   (Clerks)

Grandma, not my prison shank!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

If only we had more women like her. What a revolution we could have.   (Big Bird Cage, The)

(after watching a video clip of a black-haired woman testifying before a committee) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

your mom is sexy!   (Miracle)

President Skroob!   (Spaceballs)

Push Cart Champion!   (Cool Runnings)

For the first time in 12 years I rolled into traffic with a new partner.   (Dragnet)

DOG SHIT TACO! (zap) take this on for size, BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE! (zap) Hey guy, i know i was mean before, but i can change. o.k. NOT! FUCK SHIT COCK BITH BUTHOLE TITTY BONER BARBARA STRISAND! (ZAAAPP)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?'   (Grosse Pointe Blank)