I don't want to go to jail. I'd rather stay with you.   (Marnie)

fasten your seatbelts, clutch your buttocks, it's going to be a bumpy ride   (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)

1/_I was reading a book the other day..... 2/_Reading?!... a book!? 1/_Yes, It's all about civilization or something... A nutty kind of a book.... Do you know that the guy says that machinery is going to take the place of every profession? 2/_Oh, my dear, that's something you need never worry about.   (Dinner at Eight)

*cough* *cough* Whos winning the match?   (Zoolander)

Kick him in the yabbles, that is if hes got any yabbles.   (Clockwork Orange, A)

pizza pizza pizza...i wont get any gas..tumtum..just get pepporoni ok..tumtum i notr going to get any lil' fishes in my pizza ok...alrite...first one gets to order.. hey wait up..c'mon grandpa..o just go ahead im going to go get some groceries..ok   (3 Ninjas Knuckle Up)

It shall be a wedding gift to you from the crown, for your loyalty and service to king and country.   (Captain Kidd)

1/_ That guy was a warlock?! 2/_The rudest that ever troubled daylight 1/_ And this little java gunna find him, right? 2/_The needle shall point up his direction, the quicker it swings the closer is he, the slower the more distant 1/Cool!   (Warlock)

I bet that blonde was a shot of life.   (Wedding Crashers)

Alice: I'm just a little girl Bird: Little? HAH! Little? HAHAHAHA Alice: Well I am...well I mean I was!   (Alice in Wonderland)

I told you... BLACK... MAGIC.   (Crocodile Dundee II)

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?   (True Lies)

He pick her up for three hundred bucks and a carburetor for a 1952 Buick.   (Wild America)

It's domestic. The CIA can't go nosing around. It's illegal.   (Pelican Brief, The)

He knows I can box.   (Fast and the Furious, The)

I want to help Jack get elected.   (Rat Pack (HBO), The)

Can't we just...go back to the motel...and hang out...and get up early, play nine holes of golf before we head home?   (Sideways)

Why you actin so messed up towards me? z-why u actin so messed up towards me? Hansel- you first. Zoolander- maybe I felt threatened by you   (Zoolander)

derek - have u cum 2 tell me wot a bad ugoogaliser i am? matilda - ...? derek - dont tell me u dont no wot a ugoogaly is   (Zoolander)

#1- Thank you for trying, Phillipe, and standing up for the truth. #2- I should have known better; every happy moment in my life has come from lying.   (Ladyhawke)