Would you mind going out and crossing the boulevard when the lights are against you?   (Animal Crackers)

Don't quit your day job!   (Black Rain)

The Prodigal son is a barrel of fucking monkeys   (Detroit Rock City)

Hi. I'm Harry Kilmer. Friend of George's. Ask me to stop by.   (Yakuza, The)

1/_Mr. Wonka? 2/_I am extraordinarily busy, sir 1/_I was just wondering about the chocolate... the lifetime supply of chocolate... for Charlie...when does he get it? 2/_He doesn't. 1/_Why not? 2/_Because he broke the rules. 1/_What rules? We didn't see any rules. Did we, Charlie? 2/_Wrong, sir!!! Wrong!!! Under section 37B of the contract signed by him, it states quite clearly that all offers shall become null and void if - and you can read it for yourself in this photostatic copy - *I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained,* et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum et cetera, et cetera...Memo bis punitor delicatum! It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You stole fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing!! You lose! Good day sir!! 1/_ You're a crook. You're a cheat and a swindler! How could you do a thing like this, raise up a little boy's hopes and then dash all his dreams to pieces? You're an inhuman monster! 2/_I said *Good day!*   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

You'll be back at K-mart selling yarnballs   (Troop Beverly Hills)

You know how I know you're gay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You guys go out like crullers.   (Badge 373)

How are you, Harrisburg?   (Sheila Levine Is Dead and Living in New York)

1/_I'm officially expired. 2/_No, you still have marquee value.... You put butts in the buckets, asses in the seats.   (Rocky V)

ak 47 the very finest   (RoboCop)

remember me eddie, when i killed your brother   (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)

Yeah, junk bond!   (Hook)

You don't look like your average Latino Stick up Boys.   (Knockaround Guys)

He's a Nazi, Price is.   (Stalag 17)

1/__So stop me if I got this wrong. Now the fire is almost out, you're upstairs on the unburned floor checking for heat, is that correct? And you've been told by your Battalion Chief, your Captain and by me not to do nothin', right? Not to do nothin' until ordered....that's correct, right? 2/__Yes, sir. 1/__Ok... But now the itch starts. The 'Glory Boy' flash starts. 'Hey, I'm a hero. Heroes don't just stand around.' You can tell me, that's what it was, wasn't it? 2/__Yes, sir. 1/__So you punched out a window for ventilation. Was that before or after you noticed you were standing in a lake of gasoline?.... Was that BEFORE OR AFTER you noticed you were standing in a lake of GASOLINE, YOU IDIOT!!!? 2/__Before, sir. 1/__You could have burned or killed or crispened half that company! To say nothing of the fact that you wrecked the physical evidence that I use to prove that it's arson, and you know how goddamned hard it is to determine the cause of these fires! Now you go home and you think about that!   (Backdraft)

S: So, answer me one question: why can't I have you? T: Because you are lower than dirt! You're subterrainnean! You're a Townie, for God's sakes!   (Strike!)

Because he must!   (Blast from the Past)

One way or another, we all pay for our vices.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

They're both named Steven--one with a V and one with a ph   (Benny & Joon)