It's so cute I want to kill myself.   (Fever Pitch)

Why don't jou try sticking jour head up jour ass - see if it fits.   (Scarface)

I only wish it had been the knot of knots, there's no untying.   (Far from the Madding Crowd)

Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting.   (Chopper)

Blue skies.   (Jazz Singer, The)

Thats it, that's the place for us.   (Watership Down)

I've never seen anyone leapfrog so fast to the top, and I've got the bad back to prove it.   (Nine to Five)

1.Take the curse off of me.Please! 2.I NEVER take it off.I die with it in me mout.   (Thinner)

No offence, but if I sent a picture of your mom to my friends she'd defenitly be bonner of the month.   (Tommy Boy)

It smells like Big Foot's dick.   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

--Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? --How'd you know my name is Mac? --I just guessed. --The why don't you guess your way to Redbud?   (Funny Farm)

I forgot that I was hired to do a job for you and that it was just a temp job at that. I forgot that I had two hundred and fifty million people who were paying me to make their lives a little better and I didn't live up to my part of the bargain. See, there are certain things you should expect from a President. I ought to care more about you than I do about me... I ought to care more about what's right than I do about what's popular...I ought to be willing to give this whole thing up for something I believe in.   (Dave)

the men died   (Paths of Glory)

--Can you give me a description on the car?
--1970 white Challenger.   (Vanishing Point)

You're adopted and your parents don't even love you!   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

--Are you a communist?
--No, but i keep an open mind.   (Lucas)

So I jump ship in Hong Kong, make my way over Tibet and get a job in the Hymmalians as a looper. - Looper? - Yeah, caddy, jock. So I tell them I'm a pro jock, and guess who they give me. The Dahli Llama himself. The 12th son of the Llama, graceful flowing robe, bald, stricking. SO we tee off and big hitter the Llama long. He hits it into this 20,000 foot abyss and the edge of this glacier. He turns to me and he says, 'Goonga galoongo, goonga galoongo.' So we finish 18 and he's about to stiff me. So I say, 'hey Llama, how about a little something for the effort you know.' He says, 'there will be no money, but when you die, on your death bed you will recieve total consciencousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice.   (Caddyshack)

i fucked your mom last night doggg!.. yeah u i know ur reading this she was soo fucking good the my mouth still waters!   (Bound by Honor)

1:I bet you miss Grandma. 2:aw Fuck Grandma!   (Sweetest Thing, The)

Bite her ass man! Don't bite it hard enough to break the skin, now, but make sure to leave a mark so she can show all her friends the next day.   (I Spy)