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1/_It's chocolate. 2/_That's chocolate? 3/_That's chocolate!   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

crimson tide   (C.C. and Company)

1)You are a very handsome man. 2)Thank you, Mr. President. 1)Just get rid of that grin. You look like a schmuck.   (Dave)

I give her a TEN! A FUCKING TEN!   (Varsity Blues)

Hey look they have the Monkeys. They had a huge influence on the Beatles   (Dumb & Dumber)

That's the hand that shook the hand of John L. Sullivan...I'll never wash it again.   (Gentleman Jim)

You are wearing far too nuch lip and cheek enhancement!   (Coneheads)

Have you ever heard the story about the little engine that could? Let me tell you about that story.Deep deep in the jungle there was this little engine that could. CHUGGA, CHUGGA,TOOT TOOT.He was carrying some ak47's and a nuclear payload to the 6023 battalion.Just chugging along chugga,chugga,toot,toot.   (Major Payne)

I'm pond scum. Well, lower actually. I'm like the fungus that feeds on pond scum.   (Liar Liar)

YOU FUCKIN COCKAROACH   (Scarface)

Youth is a series of low comedy disasters.   (Monkey Business)

If you make a mistake, you gotta deal with the man, and lemme tell ya he is one rough ol' boy!   (Cool Hand Luke)

hi   (Where the Red Fern Grows)

Sex is good sex is great I love blow jobs so do you so come right here and i'll fuck you!   (Stand and Deliver)

wake up ladies THERE'S GONNA BE PANCAKES!!!   (Sleepover)

A man.   (Gone with the West)

somebody saw a cockroach up on 12, that must have been some cockroach, bite your head off man.   (Ghostbusters)

max: i dont care if you are the perfect score- janet: perfect WHORE.   (D.E.B.S.)

If it makes you feel any better, I forgot my reading glasses.   (Home Alone)

#1: The Piston Cup. #2: You did what in your cup?   (Cars)