Harry: One time, we successfully mated a bulldog with a shih tzu. Mary: Really? That's weird. Harry: Yeah, we call it a baloney! (laughs)   (Dumb & Dumber)

Virge has been figuring things out. He says that seeing as you had all those other boyfriends before me, seeing as I never even had one single gal friend before you... he figures it averages out to things being proper and right.   (Bus Stop)

It's like wookie man.   (Sorority Boys)

--In case you forgot, Preacher, I saved your life last night. --No, I think you just stretched it out a bit. I might even have gone to heaven if you let me die.   (Quick and the Dead, The)

Finch, I don't care what you do with your boyfriends. Go jerk off.   (American Pie II)

Listen, when a guy's doing a job, I don't kibitz.   (Big Sleep, The)

Gunny Highway in a jail cell: You can run me, you can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

Friend, some of your foldin' money's come unstole.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

People are always impressed when you call them long distance.   (Spirit of St. Louis, The)

zedis lapedis   (
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Adam: My daughter's inside. I don't want her exposed to any graphic violence, she gets enough from the media.   (6th Day, The)

Trip you asshole, you spillt the bong water all over the bed!   (Detroit Rock City)

LLLiikkkeee a Glooove!   (Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls
)

A boom a rang rang   (Children of a Lesser God)

1/_This is not Los Angeles, Jeffrey... you don't want another dead child on your conscience. Now we're almost home, you and me, so KEEP YOUR SHIT TOGETHER 2/_Yeah, you too   (Hostage)

It would not be difficult, Mein F??hrer.   (Dr. Strangelove)

Politics is out, sex is out. All the great themes have been done. They've been turned into theme parks.   (Pump up the Volume
)

good talk   (Go)

Should read your bible sirs.   (Clerks II)

It's Probably Me___-___Sting   (Lethal Weapon 3)