pursuitofhappyness

Left early. Please come with the money...or you keep the car. All my love, Tommy.   (Thomas Crown Affair, The)

If anything goes wrong, make the sound of a dying giraffe.   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)

We lack time, so forgive my brevity.   (No Good Deed)

Tulio: I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death. [Grabs tiny dagger, looks at it] Tulio: But not with that.   (Road to El Dorado, The)

At least we have a suspect.   (Twisted)

Darryl:look at that Dale:What? Darryl:back there   (Castle, The)

If that's Santa Claus, tell him we've already had it!   (Auntie Mame)

HK: You may even wanna try blinking once in awhile. *silence* HK: I'm sorry I had alot of sugar today.   (Blade: Trinity)

Jamal, YOU have the most...amazing....PENIS Jamal: Yes i do   (How High)

Wait by the phone. Timing on this is crucial.   (Heartbreakers)

This is fate we're talking about, and if fate works at all, it works because people think that THIS TIME, it isn't going to happen!   (Dead Again)

1) Is that pink fag ball supposed to intimidate me? 2) Well not unless I knock it by you.   (Tin Cup)

Someday you will wish that you did little evil to do the greater good.   (Kingdom of Heaven)

Fuck Neville Bartos!!! He couldn't have the fluff knocked off a cappacino!!   (Chopper)

I'm gonna admit to something most fellas wont admit to but by golly,I'm not most fellas.   (Stripteaser)

I sure hope that fire's on the first floor.   (Towering Inferno, The)

do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes ruin as many peoples lives so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investicatory journalist no matter how many friends you loose or people you leave dead and bloody along the way just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investicatory journalist no matter how many friends you loose or people you leave dead and bloody and dying along the way?!?!   (Zoolander)

if he gives you his last
  (Two Can Play That Game)

The President is comingto Somersville. Will you have the cars and the machine guns ready in about an hour?

  (Guarding Tess)

Lieutenant, the law works for the law. Rome works for money. That makes him easy to trust.   (Lady in Cement)