Yippie ki ya motherfucker!   (Die Hard)

Yes, he is being a very large male reproductive organ   (Bewitched)

Ugh! That nasty butt in the morning I'd kick him out too! Oh wait, that's one of mine the uh...lactose intolerant.   (Maid in Manhattan)

??Donde esta mi perro?   (Bewitched)

1. Thank you so very much for forgiving me, but I don't forgive you. 2. I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight. You did everything you said you were going to do. EVERYTHING. And this talent-- this incredible talent. I can't even yodel! 1. Hilary! What's yodeling got to do with it? You're beautiful. You're smart. People look at you.   (Beaches)

Yeah but everyone thinks were thieving little cunts...... That's beacuase you are thieving little cunts   (Football Factory, The)

Send you there for life and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts anyways.   (Shawshank Redemption, The)

Are we having fun yet?   (Four Seasons, The)

I'll be back getting guys elected mayor and governor before you ever get a ten buck raise!   (Key Largo)

This one's for you, Warden!   (Walk the Line)

Basketball is staying in after school in your underwear.   (Drive, He Said)

1) Dad, you were never dying. 2) But I'm gonna live!   (Royal Tenenbaums, The)

You shoot it out with them and for some reason they get to look like heroes. You put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap.   (Destry Rides Again)

I would've torn that guy apart twenty minutes ago!   (Ice Pirates, The)

1/ You didn't slay the dragon??!! 2/ It's on my *TO_DO* list, now let's go!!!   (Shrek)

mary anne go fucking kill your self this family doesnt want you anymore   (Great Santini, The)

And now, sir, let me introduce you to brother Peachy Carnahan, which is him, and brother Daniel Dravatt, which is I. The less said about our professions the better, for we have been most things in our time. We've been all over India. We know her cities, her jungles and her passes and we have decided that she isn't big enough for such as we   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Why Mr. Babcock You've gone out!   (Auntie Mame)

You do that again and I'll drill 2 holes in your dick, so when you go for a piss you piss in all directions!! Got IT!!!   (Team America: World Police)

Will you tell me the time?   (Woman Under the Influence, A)