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The doctor explained that her insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase   (Raising Arizona)

Dumbledore: I never did like these curtains...i set them on fire my fourth year...on accident of course.   (Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire)

Lightning McQueen: Hey team where are ya going?
McQueen's Pit Crew: We quit Mr. One Man Show.   (Cars)

From the loyal Ortega to the devoted goatkeeper, to the faithful wife at the mercy of a brutal kidnapper. That's one hell of a rigged parlay.   (Professionals, The)

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw   (Heathers)

Not everybody can be buried in the Kremlin, and he's the only American buried there... born in Portland, Oregon... isn't that something?   (Reds)

1) Grant, if you do not produce Joanna in one week, I am going to hire a mass of mercenaries to hunt you down and chop off the protruding parts of your body. Is that clear? 2) I'll find her. I mean, you'll have your daughter soon. Bye!   (Overboard)

Ethan: (While Frank gets for a date) Admiral? Frank: Ethan, do you know that you can call me dad? Ethan: Admiral, is this lady going to be our new mom? Frank: I don't think so, it's just a blind date. Otter: She can't see?! Ely: Can she navigate using sonar, like a bat? Frank: Hey, why don't you guys go swimming in the bathtub? Kids: Aye-aye, sir!   (Yours, Mine and Ours)

He called me a flat-foot... a beat cop of history, a dumb policeman who just does his job day after day.... of history   (Da Vinci Code, The)

Albert, where's the doctor?   (Dream Team, The)

Jack: Have you tried talking to a corpse? It's boring.   (American Werewolf in London, An)

survival is the ultimate ideology   (S.E.R.)

1.How does that look? 2.Perfect,you look like a perfect horses ass   (Hollywood Knights, The)

--I don't want to be 60. I want to be 40. --How can you be 40 when your son is 35?   (After the Fox)

My client can't read.   (No Mercy)

I should fuck you up quick...two times.   (Do the Right Thing)

Mathilde: I'm the one you should be watering if you want me to grow. Leon: You're right.   (Professional,The
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Rickey: With all do respect sir, I did'nt know that you had your balls removed and donated to science. Dennit: Wha- excuse me?! Rickey: What?! I said with all do respect! Dennit: Yes but that doesn't mean you can still say it! Rickey: Sure as heck does!   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

I turned to my faith, Babs - for strength to endure.   (Sunrise at Campobello)

My Name is indego montoya you killed my father prepare to die   (Princess Bride, The)