Simon: Women. Ain't they perfect? Monty: Not always. Simon: Yes, they are, they're perfect. Don't matter if they're skinny, fat, blond or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your teeth shine. Boy, oh, boy, women are perfect.   (With Honors)

LEARN TO SPELL YOU TURDS!!   (Batman Begins)

What are you, James Brown?   (Bedazzled)

D: Blade! Ready to die? B: I was born ready muther-fucker! D: Muther-Fucker... I like that.   (Blade: Trinity)

--Is it three strikes, Doc? --You want it straight? --Yeah. --It's three strikes.   (Pride of the Yankees, The)

Hey, Dipshit! Move it!   (Rain Man)

ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver...so was eddie hascal, wally and ms. cleaver. this guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid- quick, someone get his ass another steroid! bla-bladdy bloom bla bloom bla-bladdy bloom bla-i didn't hear a word you said- hippidy hoop-la! is that a tank top, or a new bra? look, snoop-dog just got a fuckin' boob job! didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said (in background: ima fuck you up!). matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil-go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful- and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you...fuck it, you can take the mike home wit' you! lookin' like a cyclone hit you, tank top's screamin' 'lotto, i don't fit you!' you see how far them white jokes get you, boy's like, 'how vanilla ice gon' dis you'? my motto- fuck lotto - i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. ~ i fuckin love eminem...all yall bitches who get the quotes wrong, you don't deserve to post up here...check your shit first! <3 sara   (8 Mile)

Awww, My dogs are barkin'   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

Zazu: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts all them standing in a row Scar: bum bum Zazu and Scar: small ones bigs ones some as big as your head   (Lion King, The)

I think I understand, but I'm sure I don't - Shmendrick The Magician   (Last Unicorn, The)

Because everywhere I go I got these guys following me. It's like a spy movie. I feel like I'm Joseph Cotton in The Third Man.   (Guilty by Suspicion)

(To Paulie) Ooh, help me, I'm gay! (To Peter) Ooh, I can't read! (to both) Just get over it, 'kay?   (Corky Romano)

[1 & 2 are trying to warn bodyguards about a bomb in the briefcase that they are carrying.]
1: Now what are you doing?
2: I'm drawing them a picture.
1: What's that?
2: It's a bomb.
1: It doesn't look like a bomb, it looks like an apple with lines coming out of it. What are they gonna say, 'Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fresh fruit'?
2: Do you want to draw the damn thing?
[2 shows 1 the drawling of a bomb with 'bom' written below]
2: Happy?
1: Are you kidding me?
2: [shows the drawing to the bodyguards] Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
1: [the bodyguards shoot at them] Oh, shit!
1: I forgot to tell you. 'Bom' means 'fuck you' in Polish.
2: Hey, that's not funny man. I almost bought it there!
1: Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell ya.   (Last Boy Scout, The)

Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; .... Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!;...... Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; .... Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; ...... Punctual: All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late; .....Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear;..... Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away... Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?; ....Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;.... Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?.....Dirty: Say, your name wouldn't be - Dick, would it?   (Roxanne)

Think McFly, think! If I turn in my homework in your handwriting, I'd get kicked out of school! You wouldn't want that to happen now would ya? (George pauses) Would Ya!?! (george) now of course not Biff.   (Back to the Future)

You are old enough.   (Escape from Sobibor)

What do you think this is, some panama city sailor wanna hump hump bar, or is this get away day and your last shot as his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.   (As Good As It Gets)

Holy Long-John-Silver! A pirate periscope!   (Batman)

It's a library card.   (Pagemaster, The)

gosh   (Napoleon Dynamite)